(My brother goes into the bathroom a lot in order to escape chores) Mom(Yells): You better not be in there playing on your PP! Me: Mom, it's PSP Mom: That's what I said, PP
Now feed the dog and run the dishwasher the RIGHT way.
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And you don't want to know what happens when we clean the garage...
Me: Dad you wanna take the garbage out for me? Dad: Not really. Me: You wanna help me with dishes then? Dad: Not really. Me: You wanna donut? Dad: We have donuts? Me: No, I just wanted an answer different from "not really." Dad: In that case... Not really
Mom: (to my Dad) Honey, will you get me a glass of water? Dad: (looks at me) Get her a glass of water. (I give him a look.) Dad: We feed and clothe you, slave. Get the water!
