Hobbies start young and innocently but we all know how this ends.
Followed by a little guilt flipping.
This was written on a sign at the entrance to the Redwood Forests of Northern California.
Mom: (to my Dad) Honey, will you get me a glass of water? Dad: (looks at me) Get her a glass of water. (I give him a look.) Dad: We feed and clothe you, slave. Get the water!
Me: Dad you wanna take the garbage out for me? Dad: Not really. Me: You wanna help me with dishes then? Dad: Not really. Me: You wanna donut? Dad: We have donuts? Me: No, I just wanted an answer different from "not really." Dad: In that case... Not really
And you don't want to know what happens when we clean the garage...
Reddit user Dedzig caught his son in the act of being awesome while doing the dishes. I can't blame him for grooving a little, that bass line is one of the best in all of pop music!
(Mom washing dishes): Who didn't wash this plate?! If I find out who you are, I'm going to come into your bedroom and suffocate you with a pillow... Okay, half suffocate you. Enough to scare you so you will pee your bed and learn your lesson.