children

The clever folks over at I Hate My Parents have collected some amazingly-bad written notes from children. Check them all out below!

WARNING: Lots of bad language ahead

Make sure to tip these guys too.

When your brain is so advanced that the government treats you like you're part of the X-Men.

Prognosis: people with this condition generally tend to see signs of improvement around 18 years after onset.

I'd rather do shots than be shot, thanks.