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Just a casual son, Brooklyn, jumping over his dad, David Beckham, moment. Jumping Beckham... like Beckham?

I couldn't think of a good 'N Sync pun. Help me out here.

Nope, not a Halloween costume, just how kids these days dress all the time. You've been warned.

Yesterday, news broke of allegations that Justin Bieber fathered the child one 20 year-old Mariah Yeater. Yeater, who claimed that she and Bieber had a tryst at the Staples Center at one of his concerts, claimed that this was Bieber's "first time." Additionally, California's age of consent would dictate that the act was technically statutory rape - as Yeater was 19 at the time.

Should the allegations be true (which seems incredibly unlikely), we have that many fewer jokes to make about Justin Bieber's sex - surely a loss for the entire internet community. Bieber's twitter followers started a "#beliebersbelieveinjustin" movement in the teen pop star's defense, with hilarious results. Meanwhile, the internet hopped on plenty of prime joke opportunities:

They were all nice and healthy and attached to me and everything. And then suddenly, celebrity LOLs happened. Let this be a warning, parents and FAILers!

Whisk Yourself Away Into the Faniverse!