When you let your kids get their own breakfast, there's a chance the 4yo will eat a stick of butter.— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) January 11, 2014
When you let your kids get their own breakfast, there's a chance the 4yo will eat a stick of butter.
Me: I gotta go, I'm late. Dad: Wait! Wait! Don't go yet! (holding a round plate with a sausage patty on top of a round waffle) MY BREAKFAST IS CONCENTRIC!
"If we didn't want your Lucky Charms, we'd eat Cheerios you damn leprechaun. Now fork 'em over!"
