(One afternoon, talking with my dad about first kisses.) Me: So, your first kiss wasn't with mom? Dad: No. It actually was with somebody VERY different from her. Me: Yeah? And where was it? Dad: Well, it was in school, between classes. Me: Dad, I thought there were only guys in your school. Dad: I DID say it was somebody different.
Sister: Why are you listening to Metal? You will become a satanist! Me(joking): But I am one! Sister: MOM! NICK WORSHIPS SATAN! Mom: That's okay. Me and your dad used to do that when we were young.
