Sad

Please tell us this is some sort of sick and perverse joke; or at least that younger generations aren't this far lost in the throes of a technology-addled era?

At least my dentist is proud of me...

The fine folks at "I Hate My Parents" have collected some of the best/worst moments from Toddlers and Tiaras so far. Check them all out in the gallery below!

I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING.

It's never too early to crush those dreams, parents! Keep your kid in the service industry where they belong.

She really wants to go to Africa.

The request started here. The response was overwhelming: