Me: Mom, can I have a curfew? Mom: You already have one. Me: So, when is it? Mom: I won't tell you. Me: Then what's the point of a curfew? Mom: So we can punish you when you break it.
... I always get the coolest weapon!
Me (7 Year old): Mom, what if aliens landed in the back yard, ate all our food, and left? Dad: Sounds like our relatives. Mom: (Glares at dad)
More phone phunny here!
For her son, she had to write a "no LAN parties" note.
Clearly we are dealing with some high-quality journalism here.
In the grand scheme of unexpected ragers with bizarre locations, this right here just took home the gold. The live-tweet account alone is an exhilarating experience, so buckle up and enjoy the ride.
Aunt: I turn around and my sister has her hand down her shirt, my neice is holding a ghost and my husband is singing "Sixteen Candles" while jamming a Power Ranger into a chocolate cake. Where's my drink?
