More phone phunny here!
... I always get the coolest weapon!
Me (7 Year old): Mom, what if aliens landed in the back yard, ate all our food, and left? Dad: Sounds like our relatives. Mom: (Glares at dad)
According to Redditor AteMyWheaties, his friend bailed on his own birthday trip because his fiancée wouldn't let him go. The rest of the group didn't let that spoil their plans though, they made a cardboard cutout and had way more fun anyway.
(On the phone.) Me: Could you post me one of my old school shirts? I'm putting together a Hogwarts costume. Mum: What for? Me: A Harry Potter night at the student union. Mum: You should go as a wand!
For her son, she had to write a "no LAN parties" note.
Me: Mom, can I have a curfew? Mom: You already have one. Me: So, when is it? Mom: I won't tell you. Me: Then what's the point of a curfew? Mom: So we can punish you when you break it.
