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Why give him one or the other when he can get the best of both worlds?

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Beards Are Hereditary

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Someone once asked me if beards were a recessive trait or a dominant trait. I simply laughed in his face.

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"I'm Also a Cross Between My Mom's Wit and My Dad's Attitude"

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Permanent Inking Runs in the Family

(Grandma scolding me for having girlfriend's name tattooed on my arm.) Grandma: You just wait until your grandfather sees it. (Grandpa walks in the room and looks at tattoo.) Grandpa: Oh... Wow, that looks way better then mine!
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The Future Welcomes You

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Genetic engineering has, at long last, made it possible to imagine a world without rhinoplasty.

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Save the Endangered Species

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History Repeats Itself. Again.

Me: I'm going to discipline my kids better when I have them. I'm going to lock them in a closet. Mom: Oh... That's what I did with you...
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Time to change majors to bleach that image from your mind forever

Me doing my bio-chem homework: Mom, do you know how to make DNA strands and put them through protein synthesis? Mom: Well, I had sex with your dad and now we have you. That was the worst lesson of genetics I ever had to live through... Me: Oh Jesus...
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Mom has a Thorough Investment in this Family Lineage

(Somehow my mom and I ended up talking about penises, I was trying to change subject.) Me: Anyways how was- Mom: Just so you know you're not allowed to marry a man with a small penis. Me: ...what? Mom: Yeah. I don't want any small penises messing up our family genes. Me: What?! Mom: What? Do you really want me to tell you about your father's? Me: No! No, No. No. Mom: Cause he was huuuuge! Me: Oh my God, mom!
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