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"As soon as we opened the door, we could smell the burning plastic." 

The Texas family believes their son's favorite "Jake and the Never Land Pirates" shoes from Payless is what sparked the blaze. These (literal) light up shoes started a fire in the backseat that burned a hole through the floor and melted the passenger seat.  

"Ew, I hate this place," said the little girl walking away from the monkey cage all covered in doo doo.

A very pissed off baboon at Tiger World in Rockwell, North Carolina had enough of the paparazzi for one day and decided to launch its poop at a family attempting to enjoy the last days of summer vacation together. One of the little girls was even trying to offer up some "food" to the baboon. Unfortunately, the baboon was not in the spirit for company.

"There is a local zoo we frequently visit, the monkey in the video really dislikes me, however on this day he was very mad and threw feces at us." --OP