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The dumbest and most ridiculous assumptions about people's jobs | imontiza invited my party/event/wedding/ celebration please could bring camera

People's Dumbest Assumptions About Jobs

Come on, people.
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dumb customer complaint stories | BOOMkittykitty 1.7k points 20 hours ago used work at pizza place with small| dining room. So many people would complain their pizza too hot eat course is just came out oven. This is why chose drive dumbass here eat instead having delivered. Because 's fresh. Fresh pizza is hot, ffs.

Dumbest Customer Complaints Employees Had to Hear

The customer is always wrong and dumb.
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A cheap musician claims that artist's rate is robbery. | saw back on scene again My band and are heading up big release and my label said they're gonna handle all promotional side things 10:14 PM but want design us few album covers choose which one like and then get our label cover costs 10:28 PM Thanks reaching out, l'd love help out with don't have any projects at moment so l'd be able get done pretty fast.

Cheap Musician Claims Artist's $35/HR Rate Is Robbery

Good luck finding anyone to get that work done.
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Human ends up befriending a cat that doesn't meow. | sailorcuba Follow purest form serotonin is cat looks at u and u go like and meows at u moderngargoyle Follow like is very unspecific response still have no idea want but l applaud adorably meowed all same, well done moderngargoyle Follow This post led reminisce on nature cat's meowing, and have funny story befriended feral cat once who had spent her life forest without human

Tumblr Thread: Human Befriends Cat That Doesn't Meow

Cats are awesome.
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An understanding physics professor calmly dismantles the flat earthers | Let's say don't believe world is round can one prove world is round Pedro Teles, PhD Physics, University Porto Updated Wed Buy ticket Paris. Say arrive at Charles de Gaulle airport. Take RER B Gare du Nord. At Gare du Nord, switch RER metro and take line 4, direction Mairie de Montrouge. Get off at station Réaumur- Sébastopol ll now be on Boulevard Sébastopol, take left or right, depending on where exit

Patient Physics Professor Calmly Dismantles Flat Earthers

Checkmate, flat earthers.
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funny twitter thread star wars coffee preferences | Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Star Wars Characters and they make their coffee thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just weight his hand lower filter, so sediment isn't overly disturbed and acidity is controlled. | Kylo Ren uses an Aeropress because like, come on, just LOOK AT

Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters' Coffee Preferences

It could use a squirt of blue milk.
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Guy takes petty revenge on neighbor who keeps parking in his spot | r/pettyrevenge Join u/master_shot Parking revenge! So little back story before get actual revenge story live really small and tight street with super limited parking spots, but is like unwritten rule every parks front their place not some one elses. Recently this douchbag moved across street and he has 4 cars! 3 just sit around and 1 he drives daily and he has those junkers parked all over taking other

Guy Buries Neighbor's Car In Mountain Of Snow

Serves the neighbor right.
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A music teacher gets mad at their deaf student for not being able to hear | r/MaliciousCompliance Join u/NotDaggier Music teacher gets mad at not being able hear her (Im deaf) L Hi, my first post on Reddit, so please excuse any formatting mistakes/any other mistakes. Obligatory statement l'm on mobile yada yada yada TL:DR at bottom lazy cows /s So this happened couple years ago fresh at high school year 7 grade 11 year olds international peeps One important thing note with is l'm

Music Teacher Gets Mad At Deaf Student For Not Hearing, Embarrasses Herself

Awkward, for sure.
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Tumblr thread breaks down the history of the color purple in lyrical flow | gallusrostromegalus S aerialsquid Follow satanpositive Roses are red much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. feels fictional have been waiting this post all my life.

Tumblr Thread: The Lyrical History Of The Color Purple

The flow is on point.
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An entitled bridezilla ends up cancelling her wedding and keeping $30K gifts for herself | Bride Hi invitées wedding! After much reflection and tear filled conversation with our closest family members have decided cancel our upcoming winter wedding will further notify this group are better place reschedule thank each and every one generous early donations our money fund. Can believe have raised over $30,000 Unbelievable! Don't worry money donated will not be spent vain but rather used towards

Bridezilla Cancels Wedding, Keeps $30K Of Gifts For Herself

Get out of here with that.
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A hotel guest refuses to be reasonable with the checkout time, and eventually gets kicked out | r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk u/PoisonRainbows 2y Join 1 Can get 4pm checkout says booking.com dude paying $69 on sold out, hectic weekend. Long Booking.com guest (BG) calls down at 8am and says requested late checkout and wanted make sure went through" Weird, because 1) there's nothing noted on reservation, 2 were sold out and not offering late checkouts, and 3) they were paying $69 their room sorry but

Hotel Guest Refuses To Be Reasonable, Gets Kicked Out

Good riddance, indeed.
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A collection of tweets describing Twitter users' worst dates they've ever been on | Conor Horgan @ConorHorgan Replying mrnickharvey very first thing she did on sitting down take out small glass bottle and started spooning syrupy liquid into her mouth Homeopathy lasked, heart sinking No powerful sedative-hypnotic drug she replied If don't take l'd be hysterical right now.

Twitter Users' Worst Dates Ever

Just plain bad.
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Woman's brother dumps his girlfriend for being a gold digger | Aita telling my brother he got exactly he deserved he pushed his girlfriend away being gold digger Not hole My brother is very hardworking man and at 27 he is now very wealthy and doing well himself. He's been with this girl six months and throughout time have gotten close because both like hair, makeup, and shopping never knew there anything wrong with their relationship except she texted last week saying she would love hang out

Woman's Brother Dumps Girlfriend For Being Gold Digger

Dude sounds like a real piece of work.
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bad products and services people said never again | zaagan-daas More Dollar Tree shredded cheese. Just. Don't. Please don't be like and try NitroTitan 16.0k points 2 days ago dollar store my area has $1 steaks can't imagine trusting 1 steak not kill

Things People Bought and Said "Never Again"

Hindsight is spending more on cheese.
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Patient doesn't realize that a MRI technician can hear them | r/tifu Join u/markedforpie Tifu by not realizing MRI technician could hear M Tifu by not realizing technician could hear Back February my arm started hurting so went doctor and he told rest still hasn't healed so he scheduled an MRI today arrived and got all set up and tech told she training new girl. They asked lay down Superman style and then strapped down my arm really hurt but figured could suffer little while

Patient Doesn't Realize MRI Technician Can Hear Them

Oh, oh, no, say it ain't so.
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Funny and interesting English language moments | ace-nyctophyle any noun can become verb if don't care enough yupokaysuremhm This point is invalid unless use an example sentence ace-nyctophyle CAN SENTENCE WANT THANK yupokaysuremhm BEAUTIFUL mysterytinyfox see thats why love english ailithnight like velociraptor around my house at 2 morning. ace-nyctophyle GOOD not--be--tea-but-brit My headache makes want clothesline into wall enquires-state-building why do these make some semblance sense 9

Fun and Frustration with The English Language

It's a weird language.
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