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Dad Jokes That Go Father Than Ever Before

A quick Tumblr post about how our brains trip out in complete darkness. | georgeyofthetrumpets blackbearmagic no but seriously still get chills thinking about turning off my headlamp cave and Hand Did Not Actually See, and 's been twelve years since happened 's such an unreal experience like turn off light cave and wave hand front face and

Tumblr Thread: Sensory Deprived Brains Turn Into Hallucination Factories

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8 reddit text images delivery man has had enough | thumbnail "your wings are on the way, Y'all ever have those days where you work so hard you forget to eat, that was me that day. I got a no tip order, red flag 1, for some wings on a delivery not too far. The man is blowing up my phone being a real I can handle but this dude was a special breed. "

Underpaid And Under-appreciated Food Delivery Dude Puts Unreasonably Angry Customer In His Place

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Retail Memes For The Customer-Weary

tumblr thread on becoming a god of ants | cerothenull S quinnred probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath why can't humans be summoned by ants answer is they should be. 20thcenturyvole Well if bunch ants formed circle my house l'd certainly notice, try figure out where they'd all come and possibly wreak destruction there. | weasowl 's why knowing and correctly pronouncing true name is so important ritual. Imagine impossible would be not go take look if

Tumblr Thread: Becoming an Ant God

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11 reddit text images surrounding discussion | thumbnail "/MaliciousCompliance u/rustybathtub · 21h + Join S 22 2 21 24 1 Order me to buy your kids expensive gifts for Christmas? Okay then! S So my brothers and sisters basically ordered me and my wife to buy their children(our nieces and nephews) expensive gifts for Christmas because, according to them, we were "well off". We're not really, were just financially responsible."

Entitled Parents Expect 'Well Off' Siblings In Law To Buy Their Kids Expensive Christmas Gifts

stories of the stupidest dogs people met | airroe 17 hours ago work with dogs professionally however dumbest dog ever met my friend's roommates dog college. Harvey. He absolute sweetest pup, but he so dumb he only had room one emotion at time and only had 2 emotions total: happy and sad cat hissed at him; sad. People came inside; happy. Someone yelled; sad. Someone said his name; happy. People not giving attention; sad. Remembered he had toy; happy. But dumbest thing this dog ever did knock

The Dumbest Dogs People Met

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Insanely Awesome WarHammer40K Terrain Build, Homemade With Love

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Revealing Moments Where Expectation Failed to Meet the Reality of the Situation

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Absurd Pet Names People Encountered

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