Top Dad Jokes of the Week (November 4, 2023)

Ben Weiss

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'I went from submitting about 98 fuel receipts per year to almost 700': 15 Employees who capitalized on their company's per diem money to live lavishly

Remy Millisky

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'Companies pay $50,000+ [...] for a "best place to work" advertisement package:' 20+ company secrets from people who no longer work there

Ben Weiss

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'I became unemployed in 30 seconds': Customer service rep gets fired on the spot for unclear reasons, HR professionals confess 90% of firings are personality related

Elna McHilderson

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'He pointed out that I have the camper, so I could just live outside': Entitled couple tries to take brother's house and make him live in the backyard

Isabella Penn

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'The next day, signs go up on 80 trees in a row': Tractor trailer driver refuses to stop parking in a pecan grove, farmers try numerous tactics to get him to leave

Remy Millisky

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'It's going on [your] permanent record': Manager threatens their employee after illegally revoking their PTO pay; outraged worker quits, gets their masters degree, and moves on to greener pastures

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'The parents want to meet with me': Teacher scolded for ripping up cheating students' tests

Brad Dickson

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'I can't take notes on my computer? Fine, I’ll use a typewriter': Teacher enforces strict no laptop policy, student maliciously complies

Ben Weiss

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'She's still finding reasons to complain': Neighborhood Karen faces off against Entitled Parent over community playground

Brad Dickson

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'It's not the first time he's done this': Man throws temper tantrum at AAA after they cancel his 26-year membership

Remy Millisky

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'I can't be the only one who thinks it's crazy for my husband to buy his ex a house': Woman won't let her husband buy a house for his ex-wife; family makes her out to be the bad guy

Isabella Penn

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'He screamed "FREEDOM" at the top of his lungs, while walking out the door during the busiest part of the day': 20+ Proud quitters who left their jobs in the funniest ways possible

Remy Millisky

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'She never throws anything away': 30+ annoying quirks significant others do that drive their partners crazy

Ben Weiss

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Update: 'I give the notice to my boss before receiving the proposal': Employee quits job to provide 60 days notice, then prospective employer hesitates to hire them

Remy Millisky

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'I’m hanging up now': Daughter pays for father's expenses, he keeps cutting their calls short, she gets even by cutting off his electricity

Ben Weiss

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