Break these razor sharp insults when you want to make friends, or lose friends this weekend. In all seriousness, these are pretty solid! People can churn up some serious meanness when they put their minds to it. 

Even though the days of disconnecting your home phone and taking 20 minutes to log onto the internet so you could download one single mislabelled Evanescence track are over, it still feels like those were the good old days. Well, at least when you get older you can drink. For more, here are nostalgic images to trigger your longing (or hatred) for the the old days.

This choosing beggar of a Bridezilla came out swinging with the delusional demands. In this case, she was banking on a free wedding day makeover. Like ZERO cost. It's hard to be reasonable with someone who seems to escape the realm of reason right off the bat. And the icing on the cake in this scenario...she calls her friend the selfish one! 

These wedding guests could see the red flags waving bright and bold at particular weddings that seemed destined for doom. Sometimes things just don't work out, or everyone around the couple knew all along that the two individuals coming together to tie the knot, should've been doing anything but that. If you're looking for more juicy wedding drama we recommend checking out our recent post on a groom's mom crashing the wedding in a wedding dress of her own.

If you're still looking for more wedding fails, check out 30 wedding tweets and memes that'll exhaust you for wedding season.

Some of these are kind of cool. Some of these are a little shocking. Some of them are gross. Some of them are straight-up weird. Post World War II America was a place of seemingly endless prosperity. How this attitude resulted with ads for putting Mayo on pears and putting chow mein in a can, we'll never know. The snapshot of the past is interesting enough, especially with some of the stuff here that never caught on.

If you're frugal, consider this encouraging. If you yourself choose to spend money on stupid things, then here are some people like you. Who knew there were so many people out there spending money on useless scams, golden motorcycles and terrible concerts. For some more regrets, here are 30-year-olds sharing what they regret about their 20s.

This guy got back at a shady moving company with one very satisfying revenge. We're all about glorious revenge tales here at Fail Blog, and if you're looking for another one we recommend checking out the time a co-worker got an employee fired, and they took their revenge years later.

So basically just don't be a raging jerk to others around you. This Tumblr user's post about women not abusing their boyfriends went viral, and it's no surprise!

A simple act of kindness can go a long way. Twitter user, @RafiDAngelo, shares a powerful story about his experience growing up in the church. 

If you're going to go to the trouble of telling Reddit's roasting community that you're "unroastable" you'd better be ready to get absolutely toasted. Yes, that's pretty much what happened here. Guy's work friend says she's too good to be roasted, and the internet proceeds to absolutely light her up. 

All undeniably solid advice. You can't say that they're NOT well founded. Some people out there really need an instruction manual to navigate their way through this crazy world. 

Everyone sit back and listen to feminist writer Naomi Wolf get respectfully called out for the fact that the historical thesis of her book is based entirely on HER misunderstanding of a legal term. Credit goes to the radio host for doing this in a composed, seemingly chill manner; but you still just can't escape the savagery. At the very end of the clip I'm pretty sure you can hear her soul leave her body. 

Mom had every right to be freaked out about a strange "spot" that appeared on the roof of her daughter's mouth. It looks all kinds of messed up. Panic mode was inevitable. 

That being said, when things calmed down and further observation was taken, she learned that this sketchy "spot" was in fact a little piece of cardboard eaten up by her devious child. Phew, but damn that could've been a whole lot worse. A whole lot worse if the kid ate the cardboard, or if it was in fact an unexplained spot. 

This may come as a shock, but sometimes good things happen. And sometimes when bad things happen, people still care about each other. The idea is sort of foreign to us, but it's probably healthy to be aware of happy things sometimes. For more, here are wholesome memes to give your day a healthy pep talk.

Sometimes the BS is so ripe you can just smell it falling out of people's mouths. In these situations people could smell the lie from a mile away, and ended up being right. As much as you don't want to get caught up in the middle of an, "I called it!" moment, it is strangely satisfying to know that you were right about the BS all along. 

Check out more times that liars got the swift and brutal quit your BS treatment over here!