What happened?

Nice.

"That's not possible!"

We are here to inform you that old-time Christmas cards were horrifically, awfully weird. Just like everything else about the past, it doesn't make sense to us intelligent beings living in the present. Twitter user @RabbitThoughts created a wonderful thread detailing these weird Christmas cards, which they say came about when postage stamps grew cheap in the 1800s. From frogs and bugs dancing together, a horrifying depiction of Krampus, and people with chicken heads going sledding in the snow,…

It happens.

Perfection.

Bless their hearts.

The cutthroat politics of the office.

Every year there's more.

Is there any way of preventing this?

It's as if Hagrid himself wrote this.

Well alright then.

Now those are some terrible neighbors.

"Hopefully no one will notice."

Avast ye mateys, here be the bounty o' the internet!

Thanks, signs.