Top 25 Wittiest Shower Thoughts of the Week

Eleonora Bader

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'I refuse to do so': Senior employee forced to record bathroom breaks

Brad Dickson

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'I don't know the sound a lemon makes': 35+ Students who had extra creative answers to their teacher's questions

Remy Millisky

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'I want you to give it to me': Top Choosing Beggars of the Week (August 23, 2023)

Ben Weiss

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'I did not think I was the entitled one here': Dinner guest tells host she's being 'unappreciative of their traditions' because she won't eat mayo

Remy Millisky

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'If it's not piping hot, I'm going to send it back': Karen asks for her soup to be piping hot, server maliciously complies

Ben Weiss

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'Give us a lower quote, or else': Karma comes for a nepotistic boss when he tries to pocket $10k in commission by promising his client a lowball offer; ends up losing $60k+ because of inexperience

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Nope': Remote worker forbidden from working from sick father's house forced to take PTO, then asked to visit client during that PTO

Brad Dickson

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'Being micromanaged...was not something that we were interested in': Small business trucking company fires client of 50 years over their rep's demanding attitude

Remy Millisky

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'The golden rule of flying': Airline passenger gets surprise upgrade for being kind and patient, while fellow passengers who Karen-ed him get secretly downgraded

Elna McHilderson

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'Enjoy your tiny driveway': New landlord neighbor tries to commandeer couple's driveway, loses and ends up with a tiny driveway

Brad Dickson

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'Lol I quit': Boss shames employee for getting sick, claims coworkers were mad at her, employee catches boss in a lie and quits

Ben Weiss

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'They backtracked real fast': Data analyst laid off without notice, offered reinstatement 'at reduced pay' when things began falling apart

Eleonora Bader

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'I hid them!': Shopper finds stashed item and adds it to their cart, prompting confrontation with another shopper laying claim

Brad Dickson

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'He's got... 20,000 tickets to close': Boss ignores employee's simple solution to help desk issue

Remy Millisky

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'First day on the job, gave another coworker a wet-willy': 20+ stories where people got fired on day one

Ben Weiss

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