'On a scale of 1-10, how high maintenance are you?': Top Pickup Lines of the Week (October 8, 2023)

Ben Weiss

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'[I] picked a day they would be at work so not to ruin the "surprise"': Couple with ten dogs insists neighbors need to replace their fence, neighbors give them a fence that 'resembles the Berlin Wall'

Remy Millisky

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'I didn't cook anything': Husband complains about wife's cooking smell, she maliciously complies and refuses to cook him dinner anymore

Ben Weiss

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'I had to revoke your status': Karen demands manager run master keycard through system, manager revokes her access entirely

Eleonora Bader

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'Now you expect me to give him pointers?': Worker gets passed up for promotion and asked for help by the successful candidate

Brad Dickson

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'I show the company the same level of compassion they showed me': Clock-watching manager refuses to make exception for employee's ailing father, employee gets five years worth of pay back

Remy Millisky

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‘You wrecked my fence’: Quarry refuses to compensate farmer $60,000 for his fence, end up paying one million dollars in damages

Eleonora Bader

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'This has been a learning experience: Clueless project member gets failed for lack of contribution

Brad Dickson

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'Boss picked up on my quiet quitting': Employee responds to tone-deaf lecture from boss about quiet quitting by actually quitting

Ben Weiss

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‘I did as I was directed’: Camp bus driver leaves 40 blue-collar employees standing in the rain after a 12-hour shift

Eleonora Bader

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The Best Rootin' Tootin' Yee Haw-est Memes of the Week (October 6, 2023)

Elna McHilderson

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'Give out my phone number and I’ll give out yours': Guy getting continuous spam calls for another person takes hilarious action and gets the last laugh

Elna McHilderson

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'You don't get to just waltz in here and take that. I don't care if it is your drink': Entitled Karen throws a tantrum over a mobile coffee order, tries to make customer wait in line

Isabella Penn

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'Do you have a large pizza, but in smaller sizes?': 35+ Ridiculous things people overheard that left them laughing out loud

Remy Millisky

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'Can I just... "accidentally" knock the cake over?': 20+ ways to ruin a wedding

Ben Weiss

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Update: 'I wish I saw her face when she heard about the complaint': Manager leaves new hire to wait tables alone, customers call in to complain that managers were 'sitting on their phones'

Remy Millisky

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