Our lives are stressful enough as it is. Could we stand up for ourselves and face our problems head on? Yes, but maybe tomorrow. Here are people's stupid, clever, and absurd observations on everything from Build-a-Bear to beta fish. These hot takes are boiling lava hot, so handle them with care. For more, here are some other funny tweets to build character and cultivate strength.

If there's one thing knowing facts about our world helps us with, it's having a better understanding of the context we find ourselves living in. Knowing that lemons haven't always been, or that there are sharks older than the United States can help us better comprehend our own place in this weird and wacky world. For more of this junk, here are strange science facts to ponder.

Everyone involved here is awful.

What are we missing here?

When you're organizing a fancy dinner party and cooking expensive meat, you should be the one calling the shots for the guests — not the other way around. This type of conflict happened to Redditor u/Kitchen-Vegetable734, who posted a story about how their friend enlisted them to roast a fancy Beef Wellington dinner for a group of friends on Reddit's popular moral judgment community r/AmITheAsshole . When an additional friend was added to the guest list, they requested that the beef be roasted…

There are some snags to work out.

Merry Christmas Karen!

We don't like the idea of being “don't talk to me before I've had my coffee” people. Office-style coffee humor usually sucks. It's also depressing to admit that we need stimulants to have even a semblance of well-being on any given morning. So rather than a wink and a nod and a 20 dollar mug that has an inverse graph of happiness vs coffee drank or whatever, we'd just like to say: “this is not normal, we're sorry, and please don't talk to me until I've had my coffee." Now here are some work mem…

They should have never given any recipe to their brother.

Sounds like her love language is being a spoiled brat.

Ho ho ho.

Look! Up in the sky!

No, it's not "milk was a bad choice."

What a joy.

Everybody's family is a little weird in some way , but as a kid, you don't know any better. This leads to most of us having an awkward moment later on with friends; it turns out everyone else's parents created weird little falsehoods that only they've ever heard of, too. Whether it's pronunciations, explanations for the amount of random kids who stayed with your family, or simply the financial situations between private and public school families, people perceive the world in their own little w…

Nice.