Great job everyone.

This is probably a deal breaker.

Helping the recruiting team review new hires on LinkedIn like…

They said they could over night ship an entire horse…

It's one of those videos we didn't know we needed until it happened to us. There's tremendous skill in being able to read a situation, and this guy's interpretation of this cat's inner monologue is way too spot on. This cat is serious. Also, we need this man to do UFC commentary.

“I thought I'd start a series where I'd just lie and say the most insane things that surely no one would believe…”

Star Trek is one of those interesting shows that makes us ask interesting questions about the meaning of life itself, our values, our place in the universe, but most importantly, who has to clean the holodeck after someone does some sex stuff in there? Our quatloos are on Geordi. Anyway, here are some more Star Trek memes to scroll through while sitting on the captain's chair.

Another legendary collection.

Does he seriously think he can just order his workers not to quit?

Enjoy this fresh collection of funny tweets.

No one likes it when someone takes credit for someone else's hard work. It's the same reason we all hate doing group projects. This guy ran into the interesting problem of his sister trying to Santa-launder his gifts to her kids. Was she just trying to save money? Did she forget to buy enough presents? This feels like the kind of issue that shouldn't be a problem among grown ups, but y'know, Karens are gonna Karen .

Ya love to see it.

AKA: Why people can feel like someone hates them if they don't get a text back right away. It's at least helpful in life to be able to put a name to a phenomenon most people have felt or witnessed. In this case it's the need for reassurance people can feel even when nothing wrong has actually really occurred. It's interesting, but also, take psychological insight from the internet with a grain of salt, because it's a big internet and everyone is different. For more psychological insight from th…

Don't be this coworker.

The thing about rooms is that nothing feels wrong with one until something totally is. We've all seen enough bathtubs to know that they shouldn't be carpeted, and a kitchen that's designed to only fit a backwards oven is somehow anxiety inducing. Also what's the deal with people putting bathtubs and Jacuzzis on display in a main living area? What was going on in there? Here are some more rooms with bad vibes.