'Imagine an email finding you well': 35 Banter-worthy Tweets for industrious employees scrolling on company time

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'She was the most delusional customer I ever had': Karen tries to return costume the day after halloween, five years after she bought it

Brad Dickson

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'I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are': 25+ Smart alecks who had the perfect comebacks

Remy Millisky

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‘Did I just get fired?’: Retail employee isn't scheduled for 3 weeks, wonders if she's being passively fired, internet suggest she just quit

Elna McHilderson

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'He couldn't run that shift without me': Worker quits and toxic boss can't handle the pressure, gets fired

Brad Dickson

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'I got her fired': Woman from HR makes employee's life difficult, employee names her in company-wide email announcing resignation

Ben Weiss

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'Because she had a college degree': Coworker demands worker clean up after her despite them being at the same level

Brad Dickson

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'I eventually snapped': Nitpicking aunt relentlessly terrorizes the bride-to-be; heroic bride stands up for herself and threatens to uninvite her

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Yes, I am 32 and egg a 16 year old kid's car': 25+ Petty people who got satisfying payback

Remy Millisky

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'Ok fine, goodbye, go home': Student finishes exam early, teacher makes him stay, he maliciously complies and makes teacher regret their demand

Ben Weiss

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'I did the job, boss': 25+ Times employees were phoning it in instead of working hard

Remy Millisky

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'I don't respond on Sunday[s]': Boss requests that HR deduce employee's salary by 50% because he doesn't respond on his one day off

Ben Weiss

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'I told you... You just didn't listen': Bosses dangle a cash carrot in front of a loyal employee, but never give her the raise she needs; she finds a new job making way more money

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'He can't really do anything about it': Boss gets rid of work group's car to save money, they use his instead

Brad Dickson

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'[She] does not like to wait': Boyfriend asks partner to pick up his mother from the airport, partner arrives late because 'the old lady could've waited a bit'

Remy Millisky

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'I was being punished for being faster ': Productive employee crushes quotas during business hours instead of completing mandatory overtime, boss gripes and is forced to put their money where their mouth is

Jesse Kessenheimer

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