Daddy issues

Say what you like about good ol' Sméagol: at least the guy's got dedication and staying power —that's certainly more than a lot us can say. You'd have to imagine that, if he was able to accurately portray these qualities on his CV, he'd do quite well in a job interview process. I, for one, would hate to come up against him in that final selection process. Sure, there's that whole “murdered his cousin in cold blood” thing, but, if recent trends are anything to go off of, that would just mean tha…

This guy refuses to take any responsibility for his actions.

1 Fish 2 Fish "Less fish for you" Fish

“Any questions this far?” * Bursts into hysterical laughter *

Honestly, this is an excellent portfolio of un-alive body experience.

A very pleasant yee-haw to my rootin' tootin' meme lords.

Watching other people's pickup lines will never stop being entertaining

If this isn't an accurate account of remote work, I don't know what is.

Revenge is a dish best served muddy!

We always point to the invention of the lightbulb as the penultimate moment of creation, greater maybe than the creation of man itself; but instead of a bearded dude elegantly touching fingertips with a ripped naked bloke, this creation involved another (less bearded) dude sitting in his basement, touching himself, and smashing wires together. By all accounts, Thomas Edison was a total a-hole (AITA for screwing over my rival Nikola Tesla?) —but despite the misbehavior of its inventor, nothing h…

Nothing receives a coordinated response quite like an overly-stupid directive, especially when that directive is passed by a superior who everyone already intensely dislikes. Usually, there has been a long road of headaches caused by micromanagement before the subordinates reach this point —so the superior has it coming. When you're in charge, it's important to be specific, fair, and rational with your commands, especially in the military — where following orders is incredibly important and dri…

Would you cover for your friend if they were cheating?

Wherever there is something that someone could possibly do in this world, there is someone out there taking it way too far. This is a phrase that I have uttered in the intro of these threads more times than I could possibly begin to count — but it remains as accurate and as relevant as ever. Some people just take something and run with it, we humans consistently fall prey to this due to the logical fallacy of feeling ‘moreish’: if one of something was good, then one more will be even better. Bu…

Sometimes being a human is embarrassing. There are just too many people on this dang planet getting up to too much tomfoolery. Don't get me wrong: We all have our quirks and strange habits that make us the ‘individuals’ that we are —but did these people really need to choose these quirks? Really? A lot of these trashy moments could be solved if people had a little more understanding of one another, but even more of them are beyond help. Keep browsing for this collection of trashy people and cri…

People say nothing is impossible, but we do nothing every day!