Top Dad Jokes of the Week (August 1, 2024)

Ben Weiss

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'Won't fix your buggy software? Fine, pay our bills': Company scrambles after realizing they're being constantly overbooked by an app

Remy Millisky

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'You want a large pizza with everything? Ok': Entitled customer gets exactly what she asked for after vague delivery instructions

Ben Weiss

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‘You're clearly not a barista’: Coffee shop employee's job is terminated by toxic manager, is still expected to finish her busy last shift without compensation

Lana DeGaetano

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'If you want to burn a bridge, burn it right': Vengeance master shares an unethical pro tip on how to get your boss fired when you rage quit

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'He was blowing up my phone on nights and weekends': Boss refuses to stop contacting employee outside of work hours, coworkers side with the boss

Remy Millisky

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Employee gets even with micromanaging boss by giving debt collectors his new contact details after years of receiving their calls: '[I] provided his current number to update their database'

Brad Dickson

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Employee advanced to manager position after it was discovered that his manager is living in his truck due to job-related expenses

Sienna Varady

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Grocery store employee posts her salary on social media, manager tries to fire her after uproar: 'Take it down!'

Ben Weiss

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'I am looking for average performance': Boss claims employee is setting too high expectations for clients and demands she lowers her work performance, leading to employee's resignation

Bar Mor Hazut

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Retail worker exacts revenge on micromanager by letting innocent toddler steal from shop, setting off uncomfortable discussion with superiors

Sienna Varady

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'A month later, there are googly eyes everywhere': 20+ Employees who had memorably weird days at work

Remy Millisky

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Teacher gives student late penalty despite submitting his assignment 13 minutes before the deadline: 'I will not be removing the late penalty deduction'

Ben Weiss

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'My dough turned into a monster': 20 Baking mistakes fresh out of the oven

Remy Millisky

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'I know I paid already': Entitled Karen gets proven wrong after insisting that she paid for her hotel room in advance

Ben Weiss

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After landlord breaks promise to sell house to current tenants, they settle the score by ensuring no one else would make an offer: ‘We made the place as undesirable as possible’

Bar Mor Hazut

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