Blue collar pipe crew laborer gets yelled out for checking the time on his phone, so he gets the gaudiest pocket watch to use at work: ‘Its my favorite and most genius malicious compliance I've committed.'

Elna McHilderson

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'Uncle John was quite upset': Entitled Uncle discovers the inheritance from his mother was left to his 18-year-old nephew while the rest was donated to charity

Ben Weiss

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'Boss can only blame herself': Boss makes employee miss two days of pay, so he quits for better job and warns new hires so the vacancy wouldn't get filled

Isabella Penn

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Job applicant accidentally roasts the company during his job interview, CEO finds it hilariously honest and offers him the job: ‘One guy blinked so hard I thought he rebooted.'

Elna McHilderson

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Boss invited new hire to a 'casual dinner' at his house with him and his wife, confused employee contemplates whether they should accept: 'Is this weird?'

Bar Mor Hazut

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25+ 1-star reviews written by unhappy campers: 'National Park... too many animals'

Remy Millisky

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Disgruntled 70-year-old tries to kick customer out of their rightful seat because it's "his" table: 'I always sit here!'

Ben Weiss

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20+ Drivers who are having unexpected car trouble: 'I bought a BMW... It broke down 10 minutes later'

Remy Millisky

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‘This Lack of Evolution Is Precisely What Makes Justin Bieber a Mediocre Pop Star’: I Have Never Listened to a Full Justin Bieber Album and I’m Certainly Not Going to Start Now

Ben Weiss

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30-something-year-old gamer stays up all night raging at her game, driving her roommate insane: 'I don’t know what came over me. I opened the container, grabbed the salt, poured a ton of it over her corned beef.'

Christiana Maimone

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Interviewer tells candidate to stop talking when candidate's refusal to let them speak leads to candidate literally talking himself out of a job: 'You walked into this room with a 99 percent chance of getting the job. Now that chance is zero'

Brad Dickson

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Birthday celebrant insists no one give them books as a present, instructs well-wishers how to gift money: 'It's my birthday...Today I will accept cash'

Remy Millisky

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Cashier forced to clock out late for lunch break after their cover fails to arrive on time, gets reprimanded by store manager, leading cashier to leave the register unattended: ‘They wanted me to skip my break’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Office worker discovers company is secretly tracking his location after they force every employee to download a ‘timekeeping’ app, quits and takes half of the company with him: ‘They never fully recovered’

Elna McHilderson

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Reckless tenants cost landlord thousands in insurance claims, landlord retaliates by throwing their personal boxes in the trash: 'If you don't care about people's stuff, you can't expect them to care about yours'

Ben Weiss

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Housemate Anna spends $300 on sale clothes, then demands her 23-year-old roommate fund her groceries: ‘She had eaten almost all of my leftovers and made dinner using a bunch of my ingredients’

Etai Eshet

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