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Computational biologist breaks down how he sees the Coronavirus shaking out | Francois Balloux @BallouxFrancois should be qualified comment on covid-19 pandemic computational/system biologist working on infectious diseases and have spent five years world class 'pandemic response modelling' unit this thread will summarise believe don't) know 1/12) 10:39 PM Mar 14, 2020 Twitter Web App 19.4K Retweets 46.3K Likes Francois Balloux @BallouxFrancois Mar 14 Replying BallouxFrancois After having spent

Twitter Thread: Computational/System Biologist Shares Thoughts On COVID-19

Funny, wtf and weird chaos, misfortune and fails | trash bin overflowing with unbaked raw dough | car stuck in a big road pothole with its back end sticking in the air

Misfortune Monday: Strange and Specific Mishaps

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Twitter thread with a story about how strangers come to all be part of same social circle | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER

Twitter Thread: Love Story Is Strange, Wholesome, And Dark

funny stupid puns and wordplay | Wanted man has been stealing wheels police cars Police are working tirelessly catch him LAREDO 911 POLICE cop car without tires

Quality Puns We're Not Sure If We Even Like

A collection of times that New Zealand kept it cool on social media | tweet by New Zealand Police heard elf on shelf, now get ready. cat in a police hat. Don't be guy weather changes mysterious ways but don't have Please use indicator.

New Zealand Police Keeping It Hip On Social Media

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People describe wholesome and solitary activities that can be done | reddit posted by GasmaskGelfling 118d 8 Awards feed crows buy unsalted peanuts shell and toss them as walk my dogs or wait bus have about 4 murders now who recognize plus random crows at different locations ones by lake feed my hand and almost let touch them. After about year doing got my first gift few weeks ago walnut shell.

Wholesome And Solitary Activities People Can Do

Guy eats a six egg omelette that was intended for the family, and embarrassment ensues | TIFU by eating six egg omelet Years ago, on bright and sunny spring morning, my wife feeding our first child his highchair. My -laws, who were staying with us few weeks abroad, were preparing breakfast everyone. At time wasn't terribly unusual my mother--law prepare meals us, as she enjoyed helping us out with cooking and giving us more time tend our little one atypical my father--law had evidently decided

Guy Eats Six Egg Omelette Intended For Family, Embarrassment Ensues

italians in lockdown sing from their balconies

People In Italy Respond To Coronavirus Lockdown With Music

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people mass buying toilet paper at costco

The Costco Toilet Paper Dash

pitching a pyramid scheme to investors

Dudes Pitch Pyramid Scheme Without Any Sense Of Irony

Reporter ends a news report with a yo momma joke.

A Reporter Shares What Money Can't Buy

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The crazy stuff that court reporters overhear | Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are book called Disorder Courts and are things people actually said court, word word, taken down and published by court reporters had torment staying calm while exchanges were taking place | ATTORNEY first thing husband said morning? WITNESS: He said Where am Cathy ATTORNEY: And why did upset WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Are

The Crazy Stuff Court Reporters Overhear

Karen needs a rental car, and proceeds to assume that a gift shop employee works at the agency | Karen needs rental car own gift shop hotel. This hotel has car rental agency 2 doors down. This agency closes at 6pm time is now 7:10. Karen walks my door, not through shes standing corridor and proceeds ask, nicely enough, if knew where car rental angecy is told her 2 doors down but guys left already and they close at 6.

Karen Needs Rental Car, Assumes Gift Shop Owner Works At Car Rental Agency

Short Twitter thread destigmatizes people that have a hard time waking up early | tweet by Syed Moin Hassan, M.D syedmoinhassan don't know who needs hear this BUT ARE NOT LAZY IF ARE WAKING UP AT NOON have spent hours with patients with delayed circadian sleep phase trying destigmatize sleeping late and waking up late.

Short Twitter Thread Destigmatizes Sleeping In

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Rare unlikely moments and coincidences that go against the odds | car stuck in electricity power lines high above the ground | woman in movie theater wearing a shirt with the same pattern being projected on the screen

Unlikely Moments that Defied the Odds

Front desk employee receives a hilarious and weird spam call | r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk JOIN u/CaptainAmero 4d Just received funniest, and weirdest, spam call. Medium So work mid-sized economy hotel decently sized tourist town Central Ontario, Canada full-time auditor, so l'm used weird stuff only comes out at night. Anyway s 3AM just finished running my audit, and get phone call an American number, which immediately sends an alarm off my head, only because thinking 's one our owners calling one

Hotel Auditor Receives Funniest And Weirdest Spam Call

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Company lowballs promoted employee's new raise by $5,000 below market value, quits live on camera during all-company meeting: ‘She was good. Like, really good.’

Company lowballs promoted employee's new raise by $5,000 below market value, quits live on camera during all-company meeting: ‘She was good. Like, really good.’

Oregon tenant comes home to find her landlord entered without notice and moved bedroom furniture around while “checking for a possible moisture issue”

Oregon tenant comes home to find her landlord entered without notice and moved bedroom furniture around while “checking for a possible moisture issue”

Worker refuses to help her colleague, Melinda, with a project after Melinda left her to handle a two-person job alone while sick, giving her a taste of her own medicine

Worker refuses to help her colleague, Melinda, with a project after Melinda left her to handle a two-person job alone while sick, giving her a taste of her own medicine

A Tool Shed Full of Shady Fixes and Deeply Questionable DIY That Actually Work

A Tool Shed Full of Shady Fixes and Deeply Questionable DIY That Actually Work

Virginia employee refuses to use software that records customers without approval, seeks legal action after employer threatens termination

Virginia employee refuses to use software that records customers without approval, seeks legal action after employer threatens termination

10+ Employees whose ridiculous workplace mistakes got them fired on the spot: 'She was walked out within 4 hours of starting'

10+ Employees whose ridiculous workplace mistakes got them fired on the spot: 'She was walked out within 4 hours of starting'

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