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Tumblr post on how to not have to buy laundry detergent | Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped bottom barrel so hard they are now two feet down into topsoil tramampoline its so wild like this generation with no fucking money is learning prioritize essentials and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements these companies

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Tumblr user imagines a beautiful story about a mermaid and her family of pirates | 4G OD154% 1 20:23 Chwistopher @Loudwindow Concept: Pirates slay monster mermaid steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid using treasure chest as cradle. Pirates:

Tumblr User Writes Story About A Pirate Mermaid

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Tim takes over National Cowboy Museum's Twitter, and comedy gold ensues | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm 2d Hello, my name is Tim and am head security Cowboy have been asked take on additional duty social media management while museum is closed new this but excited. My team will also continue protect and monitor museum. Thanks, Tim Send 130 27 356 2,811 | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm 1d This is hat and eyepatch Duke wore movie True Grit. They are part our Exhibition about 2 True Grit. Lots interesting

Cowboy Museum's Head Of Security Takes Over Twitter, Gold Ensues

Employee gets fired, so they go after the boss's money, hotel, and marriage | got fired and went after boss's money, his hotel and his marriage. Back still university used work hotel make ends meet started hotel very urgently needed new personnel. So l cut deal with old owner about getting choose and pick shifts, so could visit my courses and exams. Speaking some extra foreign languages also got little bonus each month on top old owner great guy. He owned multiple hotels so rarely saw him. But

Employee Gets Fired, Goes After Boss's Money, Hotel, And Marriage

A Choosing Beggar from 3 years prior needs a tow truck because his car broke down | No. Thats too low. Its hardly used. They are $100 new 75 So much would be willing $50? Been trying find one my friend can do $65 Okay let talk her and see she says Alright Thanks | My car broke down and im just trying get home dont think asking someone tried low ball an xbox kinect 3 years ago is answer lol good luck don't think 3:19 AM Just saying Idk are looking here

Entitled Stranger Reconnects after Years Cause He Needs a Tow

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People on Twitter share their preferred quarantine routines | Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad My Quarantine Routine just wanted share works This is just give structure and sense stability 9 am 2 am: wake up stare at my phone

Twitter Users Share Their Quarantine Routines

Stories of why vegans and vegetarians ate meat again | reddit posted by lovelymoth My aunt vegetarian health reasons day she got diagnosed with cancer she went n-Out.

Reasons People Stopped Being Vegan/Vegetarian

Pawn shop employees share their funniest interactions with customers | rydencyborg 2y My dad runs one. One guy brought huge bag wheat pennies expecting walk out with big pay day but really they aren't worth all much think he offered guy like $20 and he stormed off mad.

Pawn Shop Owners Share Best Reactions They've Seen

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Twitter thread from a guy on what his school's incident was | tweet by Dean Lines @deanlines like 14 and few mates would "wag" French class and hide out soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on few weeks one day discovered trap door" beneath carpet tiled floor under drum kit course opened trap door spur moment @spur_of Omg gotta know ASKINcuuit 8h incident high

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Arnold Schwarzenegger urging people to stay indoors coronavirus

Arnold Schwarzenegger Advises People To Take COVID-19 Seriously

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A collection of the dumbest replies that people have received to serious questions | kalidava 5h 1 Award writing construction bid Is standard flooring these units going be tile or vinyl client Yellow."

Ridiculously Clueless Replies To Serious Questions

A celebrity filled video of them singing "Imagine" ends up inspiring multiple parodies | Pablo S. Torre @PabloTorre Pls excuse while recruit dozen celebrities whisper-sing End" by Linkin Park into their cell phone cameras

Celeb-Filled "Imagine" Video Inspires Parodies

Strange stories of embarrassing and bizarre moments | UnderTails63 35.2k points 1 day ago edited 22 hours ago 2 S 6th grade one night like really don't feel like going school tomorrow, so looked up get fever found tutorial said take bath at hottest temperature bathtub will go, and then stay up all night decided try and started water steaming hot bath stung get and somehow survived 30 minutes getting out felt dizzy and then fell on floor and had seizure woke up and saw blinding ceiling lights

Weird Stories People Never Had A Chance To Tell

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Artist can't deliver free drawing before April, so the choosing beggar threatens to call the cops | is comission Well, an order requires money just like any other job U pay taxes registered under government? Not really do this as hobby and earn less than $300 month so

Artist Can't Deliver Free Drawing Before April, Choosing Beggar Threatens To Call Cops

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