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A collection of Twitter replies to people talking about their office holiday parties | Text - noam @noampao Every coworker l've interacted with since the holiday party last Friday has opened the conversation with some variation of "there he is" or "how did the rest of your night go?" so that's a good sign I think

Raunchy Tales From People's Office Holiday Parties

Starbucks barista decides to quit his job through writing a song and performing it at work | So I quite my job today and picture of man holding guitar

Guy Quits His Job Through The Power Of Music

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Guy proves that he knows where his paperclip is | DM of girl asking guy where he has paperclips and he tells her there is one behind the wheel of his desk and there is one there

Guy Succinctly Proves Meme That Men Know Where Their Paperclip Is

Creative insults that were brutal | Rare insult on how Imagine Dragon is just a bunch of Jeep commercial makers who figured it is easier to make the music than to try and find it for their jeep commercials

Rare Insults That Were Creative And Plain Brutal

Trashy police offices searches cancer patient's hospital room for marijuana

Police Search Cancer Patient's Room For Marijuana

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catastrophic and stupid spelling fails and mistakes | Egg being a Dick instead of eggs benedict | Lobby is temporarily CLOTHES so use drive thru

Spelling Fails That Made Us Question Public Schools

Artist trolls fans who ask for free art by drawing terrible drawings of them | girl send picture of herself with snapchat puppy ears so he draws very generic version of her face with prominent puppy ears

Artist Trolls Entitled Fans Who Demand Free Drawings

Parents share the story of their family's special Christmas tradition | Story about 1 family that has a transition from receiving from santa to becoming santa so that the whole thing is not a lie but a transition and an unfolding series of good deeds

Parents Share Their Family's Special Santa Tradition

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Choosing beggars that have obscene levels of entitlement | CB that asks if anyone has a coffee grinder they can have and when someone offers it to them they proceed to specify that it must be the top of the line |  Job posting that requires minimum of 20 years experience and is only offering $15 per hour

Choosing Beggars With Obscene Levels Of Entitlement

People and objects that got sucked into MRI machines.

Stuff That Got Magnet-ed into MRI Machines

Wholesome Twitter story of a dad who lost his daughter's hamster.

Innocent Dad Freaks Out When He Loses Hamster

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Dakota Johnson Calls Ellen Out For Lying

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CEO Gives Away 10 Million Dollars As Christmas Gifts To Employees

Twitter user suggests a bold new strategy for handling fitted sheets.

Twitter User Has Bold New Strategy For Handling Fitted Sheets

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Guy Totals Car Attempting a Donut, Tries to Laugh It Off

Guy tells heartfelt story of voice behind a particular train station.

Heartfelt Story Behind Train Station Voice Is A Feels Trip