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Pizza delivery guys share their weirdest experiences while at work | posted by impgrl369 Had someone answer door once with snake on his shoulders. Not like milk snake or garter but ball python. Probably about 6 feet long. As he closed door heard him say someone hadn't reacted at all lol. Sounded so disappointed.

Pizza Delivery Employees Reveal Their Weirdest Customers

Corporate catchphrases get translated by people on Twitter | tweet by Briana McDougall @briana9 Replying delia_p Maybe not insufferable but absolutely love per my last email is code do even know f'ing read?

Actual Meanings Of Corporate Catchphrases

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Tumblr thread pokes fun at Pirates of The Caribbean | bootslots funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought "put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great idea at some point someone told davy jones their idea him stand bucke

Tumblr Thread Explores Loophole Of Davy Jones' Curse

German guy tries to name all 50 states and hilarity ensues | Factoid Dollar Bin Diver team TBD @factoid_twitch Replying TSchmidtbsuer Everything is Biggerer Texas Two. washington? This also feds North Texas ohio Oreo wish? this wisconsin Dakota? Minnesota Wyoming Square Arizona Kansas? this is rave New Jersey, New Mexico AND new York cereal def ohio Nevada Kansas! west. this just Screams OHIO Alabama Mountain mama Virgin AAAAA take home OHIO where is Kansas? wist

German Guy Attempts Naming All 50 States, Hilarity Ensues

Guy asks people on Reddit whether it was wrong for him to leave his immature girlfriend at the airport | Enter my gf 2 years she's uni grad with good job, but still lives at home with her parents. As clued on as she is about her professional field not exagerrating say she doesn't even know basic shit like post fucking letter. Whenever she's asked help with something she really is asking is someone take responsibility task couple examples last few months:

Guy Leaves Girlfriend At Airport Cause Her Passport's Expired

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Tweets from people talking about their favorite random facts | tweet by CK @la_natif Replying MsPackyetti Phenomena Doorway Effect forget reason enter different room retrieve reason, walk backwards w/o turning around can trigger memory.

Most Random "Facts" People Know (20 Tweets)

Parent takes revenge on grandparents with an electric organ that they always said was broken | r/pettyrevenge posted by UseDaSchwartz Broken Electric Organ Growing up were over my grandparents house lot, they lived 5 minutes away. My grandmother had an electric organ. She played piano and some reason decided learn organ as well. She could play but not nearly as well as piano.

An Electric Organ Revenge That Was Years In The Making

Kim Kardashian posts pictures of her creepy house and gets roasted on Twitter | white house with no furniture and weird architecture tweet by zack @daly_zack Replying KimKardashian pls put some things ur house freaks out

Kim Kardashian Posts Pics Of House, Gets Roasted

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Guy loses his job, gets stranded on an island, and ends up getting his friend deported | r/tifu posted by jazzandboats TIFU by losing my job, getting stranded on an island, and getting my friend deported Oooooh boy this is big FU. Thave been working on cruise ship past 5 months live with, work with, eat with, and do everything else with same people every day months

Guy Loses Job, Gets Stranded On Island, And Gets Friend Deported

Twitter users describe movies badly | tweet by Ryan Bartholomee @RyanBartholomee Replying jimmyfallon Snakes on Plane documentary about why emotional support snakes are bad idea #DescribeAMovieBadly

People Describe Movies Badly (30 Tweets)

Norwegian TV program pits professional stock-pickers up against beauty bloggers, astrologist, and actual cows | tweet by RobinWigg This is hilarious Norwegian TV programme pitted some professional stock-pickers against an astrologist, some beauty bloggers and kid not cows shitting field short thread

Pro Stock-Pickers Vs. Astrologist, Beauty Bloggers, And Cows

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Classmates try to copy a student's essay, so they take a revenge by writing a fake one | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/thepolarswedish 1h get half class fail an essay know this is something people have done before, but really played this out well and cant believe my mates were dumb enough fall this.

Classmates Try To Copy Student's Essay, Student Revenges With Fake One

Irrational reasons that toddlers had total breakdowns | small kids children scream crying meltdowns Sean said word green. Won't let her throw books at my face.

Irrational Reasons Toddlers Had Total Meltdowns

AskReddit replies to the dumbest tattoo fails that Japanese/Chinese speakers have seen | komnenos 9h Seen few over years but one remember most first started learning Mandarin guy had tattoo on back his leg proudly said which means beef.

Unbelievably Dumb Tattoo Translation Fails

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Ryan Gosling And Harrison Ford funny interview for Blade Runner 2049

Ryan Gosling And Harrison Ford Can't Keep It Together

Twitter users share things that they learned in their 20s | tweet by Michael m @quickbear Don't blindly trust doctors. Do own research, advocate yourself My20sTaughtMe

Lessons People Learned In Their 20s