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People share their wildest shower thoughts | u/Great_Bacca 23h 3 1 Award "My brother--law works at CDC" is new "My uncle works at Nintendo".

Shower Thoughts Spawned From Hyperactive Minds

beard trimming noises turned into techno music

Beard Trimming Sounds Make Great Techno

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guy talks to a police man like a cop himself and interrogates him

Guy Talks To A Cop Like A Cop

Tumblr thread gets a Star Wars-inspired twist | TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY "CAUSE MR. DARK SIDE Darth Vader playing a black flying V electric guitar inside the Death Star

Tumblr Thread: "Mr Brightside" Gets The Star Wars Twist

People share advice that they'd give to their 18-year-old selves | Wade Murphy, AIF, CFS @TheWadeMurphy Replying IAmMarkManson 99 worries are pointless. Save money older has expensive taste.

Advice People Would Give To Their 18-Year-Old Selves

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Chaos, mistakes and failures | man coming down a staircase to find a deep hole being dug at the bottom | cat being held by its scruff covered in Styrofoam balls

Monday Misfortune: Refreshingly Unconventional Mishaps

Stories of people being incredibly cheap | "Stockbroker here. Client is mailing 1.2 million check, and refuses pay his own stamp had mail him prepaid envelope."

Tales of Extreme Stinginess

Woman has groceries delivered and proceeds to fail all over the place | TIFU by forgetting having groceries delivered and consequently traumatising delivery driver. So this FU happened about 45 mins ago and l'm currently laying bath recovering ordered food delivery local supermarket be delivered this morning work home so 's super convenient had had super shitty day yesterday so having slow morning got 10am and still my dressing gown (with no belt and nothing underneath hair unwashed and awful, a

Woman Has Groceries Delivered, Fails Occur Everywhere

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Karen the CFO uses a calculator that doesn't follow the order of operations, and ends up getting fired | CFO can't do math (warning: includes math few years ago worked tech company only just keeping its head above water. Most staff genuinely believed product line and did their best but nothing ever standout success. Many ideas were put up management but often knocked back by CFO (who will call Karen) said would be too expensive or wouldn't get good return on investment, and many ideas knew would

Incompetent "Karen The CFO" Uses Calculator That Doesn't Follow Order Of Operations, Gets Fired By CEO

animated show avatar the last airbender fight scene aang vs lord ozai

Nickelodeon Releases Full Uncut Fight Between Aang And Fire Lord Ozai

A collection of silly and random tweets | tom @pilau Amazon package will be delivered on WNednesday IS

Funny Random Tweets Full Of Silliness

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A brief Tumblr thread addresses the zombie apocalypse plot holes | kars-did-nothing-wrong why don't people zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits armor think any zombie is gonna get their rotting jaws through this? | gonna rip and tear my way through zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none undead hoards will be able get through my plate mail kars-did-nothing-wrong everyone else is like "oh gotta stay inside most secure places possible and never leave" and l'll be storming

Tumblr Users Address Zombie Apocalypse Plot Holes

People that followed instructions literally, and ended up failing as a result | lan Reynolds @pumps1000 Replying AzureDoo and @WineMan147 kid my mother popped out while cooking. She boiling some potatoes. She said "Watch potatoes" as she left watched them. They burnt.

People That Followed Instructions Literally, And Failed

Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Murder Mystery | ML Brennan @BrennanML think l'd really like right now is cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and lan McKellen are elderly widower neighbors who bicker lot about their gardens, and also solve crimes. And there's super hot grandson who has drive them around | So lan will be all need prune this hedge back think looks fine, but keeps putting shoots up over on my side And Patrick gasps and is all COURSE explains knife got into

Twitter Thread: Patrick Stewart And Ian McKellen In A Murder Mystery

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An entitled woman begs for Cash App handouts on social media | February 25 at 1:51 PM Please don't message if aren't willing pay my time and take dinner, send money, take shopping, get my nails done, and so XOXOXO on! Thank and 30 others 8 Comments Li ke Comment

Entitled Woman Begs For Cash App Handouts

Funny terrier on dog course.

Jack Russell Doofing A Course Is A Nice Break from Reality