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Woman throws her boyfriend a surprise party for two, and he gets upset that nobody else is there | AITA throwing my boyfriend Nailed themed birthday 2 last night? Not hole my boyfriend's 36th birthday yesterday and ended up crying like 5 times over events transpired. He loves show Nailed and thought would be cute and fun plan him “his own episode" with two cake challenges just two us at home since couldn't go anywhere due current circumstances.

Woman Throws Boyfriend Surprise Party For Two, He Gets Upset

Jerk customer demands a beer every time the waiter comes by, so he ends up buying 25 beers | r/TalesFromYourServer Posted by purplebikeshorts Jerk gets exactly he asked Last night worked 14 top. They were all terrible people, douchiest people have ever come contact with royal family Douchland. One guy sits down and orders beer. He says Every time come table want have beer thought he probably just joking, so leave and come back and he says Where is my beer? Did really forget

Jerkbag Gives Server Ultimatum, Ends Up Paying for 25 Beers

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Family orders the same dish repeatedly, and assumes that they'll only be charged once | Family racks up $100 bill because they don't understand ordering same dish multiple times does not mean only get charged once Long Boy oh boy, some people. Obligatory: On mobile, TL;DR at bottom. This happened yesterday. All prices are Canadian dollars, convert before say 's expensive.

Family Assumes Ordering Same Dish Repeatedly Only Charges Once

Patrick Stewart reciting Shakespeare quarantine coronavirus

Patrick Stewart Calmly Reciting A Shakespearean Love Sonnet

Burger King Ad for green products for ooze campaign in 2001.

Old Burger King "Ooze" Ad is As 2000s as It Gets

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Parent accidentally raises a master manipulator toddler | TIFU by raising master manipulator Hi all thought screwing up my entire family's sleep schedule with wormbaby would be my worst screw up this year, but forgot every day parenting is chance screw yourself over somehow. This one has been building up since Monday. My toddler turned 2 this past weekend and same day found out our school shut down due must-not-be-named now teach home while 2 year old yells at her now-crawling sister stop playin

Parent Accidentally Raises Master Manipulator Toddler

Employee catches and humiliates an office food thief by switching candy with chocolate covered ants | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/BatricePergeron 13 hours ago Chocolate Covered Ants Insect- Fearing, Sweet-Thieving Officemate. My wife is lovely woman who not only gets up super early pack lunch work everyday, but also throws suprise treat every once and while all hear stories about people stealing their coworkers lunches out office fridge my case wasn't my lunch started getting stolen at work treat

Employee Gets Ant Revenge On Office Food Thief

Ryan Reynolds shares a video about social distancing | Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Another important message from an important celebrity. Let’s spread the word not the virus. I happily nominate,  @stevenpage   @Sethrogen  and  @TerryR49776917  #PlankTheCurve #StayAtHomeSaveLives

Ryan Reynolds Shares Social Distancing Video, Nominates Seth Rogen

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funny mistakes and failures that were someone's one job | B. WEAR HELMET HELMET SAVES LIFE 12RCYA man riding a motorcycle without safety gear | square pizza in a box that came with the pizza cutter stuck in it

People and Things Failing at Their One Job

A collection of funny tweets to distract people from the chaos in our world | Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett 1d this morning at 7-eleven saw lizard next coffee maker and cashier said "no worries 's just marvin, he likes smell" 290 27 34.4K 194K 7-Eleven O @7eleven 48m ELVEN Oh no! Can DM us with store location visited so can check on Marvin? Thank 27 16 3 86 Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett Replying 7eleven no way not gonna narc on my buddy | Grace Segers O @Grace_Segers writing an email using an

Funny Tweets To Cleanse The Stressed Mind

Woman drops her dog off at an office for months thinking it's a dog daycare, only to find out that it's not in the Christmas card | O r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/SwarmTendon 1 day ago 11 ?239 This isn't dog daycare at all XXXL tl;dr at bottom while back working an office allowed dogs an open floor plan and since customers never came into office kept dogs food and water bowls right by front door just because most convenient space and no one else would see them but us who worked there.

Mistaken Woman Thinks Office is Dog Daycare for Months

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A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | alex @bahayogi Actually, soaps do help virus is self-assembled nanoparticle and weakest link is lipid bilayer wash hands with soap dissolves fatty membrane and virus falls apart thus becoming "inactive Please wash hands. TheeSkinnyLegend TM @MyLifeAsR 1d Fun fact: antiBACTERIAL soaps kill 99.9 bacteria, do nothing against VIRUSES. And corona is fact VIRUS | RainnWilson @rainnwilson decided stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM 3/18/20 Twitter

Clever Comebacks From Witty Masters Of Words

A patient's dark sense of humor sends the medical professional into a panic | Tifu MRI scan by having dark sense humour poor med tech. So have neurological disability among other health issues use wheelchair, My legs are pretty useless most time had an MRI scan appointment my head; neck and spine. All is going plan nurses tell they will play some music as 's pretty long scan 20ish minutes Despite having had many scans they still scare mainly due cage goes over face which makes feel like

Patient's Dark Sense Of Humor Sends Medical Professional Into Panic

A collection of kitchen design fails | small old fashioned kitchen bathroom combination green cabinets and tiled walls with a shower and a washing machine between the kitchen appliances

Terrible Kitchen Designs Hatched From The Heart Of Failure

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A video of a man displaying his new fence to keep his dog in, then the dog jumps over the fence.

Guy Proudly Displays New Fence To Keep Dog In

A collection of cursed images | scary spongebob squarepants coin operated kiddie ride | before and after photos of spaghetti with tomato sauce in a laundry machine

Cursed Images From The Abyss