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A bride expects turtles with lit candles on their backs at her wedding reception | r/bridezillas u/sarabeth616 Turtle bride This would have been about 2000 Florida, so crazy-times. Young bride, about 20 with an indulgent father culture where wedding huge show-off family event her religion or culture or family don't really know) turtles were symbol good luck and mere weeks before wedding she came up with idea have turtles at reception ask? She wanted live turtles

Bride Expects Turtles With Lit Candles On Their Backs At Reception

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A collection of times that people got called out for telling lies on the internet | 1 review 3 months ago worst nightclub London. RUN AWAY nightclub does not deserve even star put out no reason after spending 100 their club manager is catastophic and uncompromising only screams and insults tourists like us. My worst experience lived all my life. Do not go there or will be disappointed ever (Owner) 3 months ago

Lazy, Shady, And Lame Liars Getting Outed Online

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Wholesome Tumblr Dragon Story Makes Way for Dumb Pun

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A property manager ends up being terrible, so he proceeds to get canned | r/ProRevenge Join u/AE2AW 1d Hippity Hoppity, this is no longer Property manage) After graduating college my girlfriend and moved new state where she accepted into an engineering program found lovely garden apartment style complex advertised 100 Mbps internet speed included price among few other am met property manager, he seemed strict but well mannered, nothing out ordinary. Until signed lease nities first problem:

Property Manager Ends Up Being Terrible, Gets Canned

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customer realizes they've been scammed 6 years later | u/kingsooraj 7 hours ago TIFU by realising got scammed 6 years ago M So this happened 6 years ago. My laptop with 8 GB RAM stopped working so showed repair guy. He took laptop, repaired and returned after 2 days laptop started working again and really happy. However speed felt slower than before. Previously could open multiple chrom tabs and still be able play games while they were open but now would drop lot frames and my laptop would start

Customer Realizes They Were Scammed 6 Years Later

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A big dump of random and hilarious fails | cark said my name Marc with C Starbucks coffee cup | person trying to fit a huge package inside a small car

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A customer's translation fail results in them repeatedly begging a bartender for nothing | r/tifu u/pzych_ TIFU by begging bar tender nothing M So this story happened about year ago, and requires some cultural context Ireland, there's been recent resurgence Irish language, and lot movement promote Irish speaking throughout countries. This resulted an Irish speaking bar being opened Dublin didn't grow up Ireland, so don't speak word Irish- but my best friend begging go with her this bar

Customer's Translation Fail Results In Begging Bartender For Nothing