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Funny twitter jokes | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks

Funny Tweets to Give that Day a Boost

Karen the customer gets outsmarted by overwhelmingly kind customer service | r/TalesFromYourServer Join u/Asshole_Catharsis 13d Kill 'em with kindness" made Karen so paranoid she thought fucked with her food Long managing on this busy eve group 8 had walked and were quoted 30-45 mins about 35 mins two tables opened up could push together. But apparently leader pack wanted speak with Hi were quoted 30 minutes s already 10 past really upset and want know going do

Karen Customer Defeated By Overwhelming Kindness

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People describe the most important things they broke, and the aftermath | Sparkselot 12h broke 3,000 diamond at work once wedding ring tightening little princess cut square one with sharp points and all sudden turned into broken "milky/frosted" mess, lol would be surprised on easy is break diamond; especially they have super sharp points can't scratch them, but they will break. Aftermath hey happens" and some more training broke several more stones after but all small and easy and cheap replace.

Most Important Things People Broke

Buffet workers share their horror stories in an AskReddit thread | sixpackshaker• 339d My first job as dishwasher an all can eat fried catfish buffet. People are animals. Especially ones get far more food off buffet than they can eat. Then they take left overs and pile them on plate or tray, cover ketchup and tartar sauce, then pour their iced tea over top all lot people did got at least two plates like night. 6.8k

AskReddit Thread: Buffet Workers' Horror Stories

A collection of entitled and choosing beggars | Replying Wendys and @McDonalds take lifetime supply spicy nuggs 2722 1,525 Wendy's O @Wendys 1d keep buying spicy nuggs rest life Q 34 27211 10.8K

Choosy Beggars And Other Greedy Creatures

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Company ghosts employee, so employee decides to steal the workforce | r/ProRevenge Join u/CamoUnderwear ly thought "ghosting Tinder dates, not employees. Mobile user, formatting, etc etc TL;DR at end So l've been working food shop about 3 years now place is an absolute hellhole. This past year had 7 general managers, and double amount associate employees roll through turnover rate is ridiculous being said am only employee know do everything at store because l've been there so long. Or, at least

Food Shop Ghosts Employee, Employee Steals Their Workforce

Tumblr explains the early 2000s phenomonon of losing "The Game." | rainnecassidy If old enough remember just lost Game. raggedyanndy

Tumblr Explains The Origins of Losing The Game

Star Wars the Empire Strikes Back according to my girlfriend's memory I'm gonna go inside the camel

Girlfriend Recaps Empire Strikes Back From Memory

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Tumblr thread about a story about a suburban family and their "fun pizza" | nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going party and white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza And she pull

Tumblr Thread: The Uniquely Depressing "Fun Pizza" Saga

Awesome mystery Twitter thread about a Roman ring | Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi 1 stranger than fiction Roman ring mystery thread: this enigmatic Roman gold ring found ploughed field near Silchester 1785 square bezel has portrait pagan goddess Venus, inscribed backwards SUNEV use as signet ring by owner. Curiously

Twitter Thread: Stranger Than Fiction History Behind Roman Ring

British cop measuring the road ends up getting roasted to oblivion | Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest Further along road another potential problem has been reported. Darren inspects and explains as is under 50mm no action needs be taken at this time #cwaclive

British Cop Measuring Road Gets Roasted To Oblivion

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An informative Tumblr post calls out vegans for not eating honey | vampiregirl2345 Vegans tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave quantities required so dont have eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off nectar and pollinate plants. They need agave want help environment? Go back honey liver and thyroid will thank as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause host issues. Bye.

Tumblr Post: Vegans Called Out For Not Eating Honey

Jim Browning calling scammers by their real names | Dudelyllama 12h My mum did this. She had some people out country come stay. They moved furnature around, swapped and moced mattresses, left massive pile dishes kitchen bathroom all buggered, and they must've been cooking and smashing clams or oysters shell and around bbq outside went over help my mum out little after work bit, but 2 day minimum cleanup job she had do. Mum even had bring cleaner lady belp as well. Needless say people who stayed

Airbnb Hosts' Worst Experiences With Guests

A collection of terribly cursed Tumblr posts to cringe at | snoopingasusualisee Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak achieve true nirvana soaprock henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1 RawR xD oh noes did scare im vewy sowwy targuzzler My heart just stopped and started again cursed directly at god allowing survive this | showerthoughtsofficial belly button is just old mouth. virgoassbitch acquaintedwithrask having good day were all having good day.

Terribly Cursed Tumblr Posts

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People describe their favorite paradoxes in an AskReddit thread | BabyParmesanHead 13h Entry level position requiring 5+ years experience. Reply 1 3.5k

People's Favorite Paradoxes

A dispute over an alarm clock ends up ending a lazy aunt's career | r/ProRevenge Join u/sunnykl 1y 1 Dispute over an alarm clock ends career recent petty revenge story made remember this experience my teenage years, but this one definitely went all way pro. Strap s going be long. tl;dr at end. So, just before my senior year high school turned 18 and bought car with my saved up years babysitting money. l'd have liked one sooner, but my mother absolutely refused. At 18 my big act teenage rebellion

Dispute Over Alarm Clock Ends Entitled Aunt's Career

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UPDATE: 16-year-old boy gets car towed by neighbor after he won't stop parking large truck on their lawn: 'It's not my problem'

UPDATE: 16-year-old boy gets car towed by neighbor after he won't stop parking large truck on their lawn: 'It's not my problem'

19-year-old fast food worker keeps getting skipped for raise because 17-year-old manager holds a petty grudge against him, so he gets her fired: ‘I had unnecessary amounts euphoria.’

19-year-old fast food worker keeps getting skipped for raise because 17-year-old manager holds a petty grudge against him, so he gets her fired: ‘I had unnecessary amounts euphoria.’

'Work smarter, not harder': New boss gets rid of overtime policy despite team's concerns, employees maliciously comply and boss ends up scrambling

'Work smarter, not harder': New boss gets rid of overtime policy despite team's concerns, employees maliciously comply and boss ends up scrambling

Employee fails to read late-night email from boss, demanding to prep for a 9 am meeting the next day, leading to an office dispute first thing in the morning: ‘Where have you been?’

Employee fails to read late-night email from boss, demanding to prep for a 9 am meeting the next day, leading to an office dispute first thing in the morning: ‘Where have you been?’

‘If I can’t protect my own land, what can I protect?’: Teens turn farmer’s land into their personal party lot, ignoring Private Property signs and warnings, so he cleverly traps their cars in fresh mud, leaving them stranded and their parents mad

‘If I can’t protect my own land, what can I protect?’: Teens turn farmer’s land into their personal party lot, ignoring Private Property signs and warnings, so he cleverly traps their cars in fresh mud, leaving them stranded and their parents mad

HOA demands homeowner fix brown patch in his lawn, he obliges by planting heaps of mint which multiplies throughout the neighborhood: 'Spring comes and mint is EVERYWHERE - around mailboxes, along walking paths, even in their fancy entrance landscaping'

HOA demands homeowner fix brown patch in his lawn, he obliges by planting heaps of mint which multiplies throughout the neighborhood: 'Spring comes and mint is EVERYWHERE - around mailboxes, along walking paths, even in their fancy entrance landscaping'

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