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Guy messes up my accidentally eating too many oranges | r/tifu Join u/wadlwadlus 1d TIFU by eating too many oranges So this happened few months back, but 's funny story nonetheless needs be on internet living my grandparents basement at time 5 story house. Walking up stairs get kitchen hassle, so only did time eat. Now l'm not an out shape person, but not enthusiastic about going up flights stairs just look at pantry scarcely filled with old people food.

Dude Messes Up By Eating Too Many Oranges

Entitled people and their absurd demands | Car vent phone mount Marketplace $5 Car vent phone mount Mark as Sold More Options Ahmad changed group photo. Is this still available? Yes 5:44 PM bucks No thanks 3 not into bargaining, sorry Ok know Amazon brand new is 4,50. Great. Go buy there. Haha ok, sorryI just kidding. Aa

Frustratingly Entitled People and Their Demanding Behavior

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Moments of failure and chaos | bulldozer flipped over and stuck in a ditch hole in the ground | knocked over cartons of eggs yolk spilled on the floor

Misfortune Monday: The World is Unpredictable

Mistaken friend's wife thinks actor is a real doctor | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/loslaslon 16 hours ago "He's not doctor Yes he is saw him on TV XXL Not quite sure this fits, but wasn't sure where else would. So had friend since college who's great guy love him pieces, but occasionally considered ending friendship because his wife is so jarringly dumb life do not know he gets her. Ok do, she's one most beautiful women ever seen real life. But even still don't know he does She's sweet, she

Mistaken Wife Believes Actor Friend is An Actual Doctor

Manager bullies an employee till they quit, so the employee reports them for their misconduct | r/ProRevenge u/Nubmuffin 1h Join 1 Manager bullies several months until finally quit made sure get him fired. Obligatory "english is not my native language, apologies my mistakes and grammar This happened around 2016 at time 25/26M) been without job while, looking better paying job than had before and found one at camera security company looking hire someone servicedesk.

Manager Bullies Employee Till They Quit, Employee Reports Manager

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Two random guys came to see a new baby | are at hospital. Having baby today! She has dilated between 5-6. Today 9:04 AM Congrats lol but think someone got wrong number

The Wholesome Time Two Random Dudes Came to See A New Baby

Smart comebacks that brought knowledge | 2degrees 12:14 AM Tweet Kind reminder X chromosome contains 1098 genes Y chromosome has only 78 genes X chromosome is over 5 times larger than Y. Its science. Female are superior. By far. Hence hundreds years chauvinism try suppress her. Goodnight. Replying Onions have more DNA than humans

Ignorant Folks Getting Slammed with Facts

A truck driver fakes a broken arm, so the state trooper writes him all the tickets | r/ProRevenge Join u/dachord 22h Fake Broken Arm Get Dead- Lined. Years ago back high school worked retail hardware business, along with few part time guys going college. One our jobs accepting deliveries corporate warehouse. Because truck full merchandise, some our store, some other stores weren't allowed go into trailer truck driver responsible going into trailer and pushing boxes merchandise onto rollers where

Lazy Truck Driver Fakes Broken Arm, State Trooper Swarms Him With Tickets

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A quick and helpful Tumblr post on maintaining a level mindset | anxietyproblem Follow Seneca @CryptoSeneca Easy spot yellow car are always thinking yellow car. Easy spot opportunity are always thinking opportunity. Easy spot reasons be mad are always thinking being mad become constantly think about. Watch yourself.

Quick Tumblr Post On Keeping A Level Mindset

Guy shares a funny Twitter thread about how his dad has no video game logic | Marc now. Follow @MarcStraight My dad is starting get into different kinds video games. He tried out No Man's Sky today and said "So 's like doing yard work but space" and honestly have no rebuttal he's absolutely right.

Twitter Thread: Dad Has Zero Video Game Logic

An entertaining Twitter thread about a guy's awkward confession on a date | Maria DahvanaHeadley Follow @MARIADAHVANA Omg couple date beside just took turn. Her never told had child! Him: He's little. Her little? Him: 12.

Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Boyfriend Has A Kid

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Man shares story about writing Titanic sequel for his middle school crush | Daniel Dockery Follow @dandock middle school had crush on girl whose favorite movie Titanic. So impress her wrote an outline sequel called Titanic 2. And every like this tweet gets will reveal another awful detail this story.

Twitter Thread: Man Writes Titanic Sequel For His Crush

People describe the best comebacks to insults that they've ever heard | Back2Bach 2d 3 3 Awards "Easy, now don't let brains go head Reply 12.6k

Best Comebacks To Insults People Have Heard

Twitter thread about minerals that look like food | GarlicPowder @fartpowder EX CRYSTAL LOOKS LIKE CHICKEN TENDER ALERT O 281K 5:14 PM Jun 27, 2020

Twitter Thread: Minerals That Look Like Food

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People describe the movies that they would delete from reality | wretchedholiday 4h 4 Awards live action avatar last air bender Reply 10.0k

AskReddit Thread: Movies People Would Delete From Reality

Guy takes revenge on petty boss by stealing all of his employees. | r/ProRevenge u/Smoe6696 1h Join Don't want return my tools or pay Enjoy losing business This is my repost O r/pettyrevenge might be better suited this subreddit, anyways trade painter worked around 5 years essentially running company an owner who took very hands off approach, he essentially name and working capitol and not much else. After getting an offer work bigger commercial company and my old bosses realization he would

Man Takes Revenge On Boss, Steals All Of His Employees