Advertisement
A Tumblr thread about the intergalactic adventures of a space Roomba. | humans-are-seriously-weird E space-australians Follow sepulchritude Follow on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba™ with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship

Tumblr Thread: Intergalactic Adventures Of Weaponized Roomba

Man hides in a pharmacy counter, and then the CEO of the company shows up. | This is hiding pharmacy counter used do this lot back day scare other technicians and pharmacists, or hide particular patients great, until one day CEO company dropped visit.

Twitter Thread: Man Hides In Pharmacy Counter, CEO Shows Up, Hilarity Ensues

Advertisement
Woman calls roommate's dreams about being an influencer "pathetic." | AITA telling my roommate her aspirations being an influencer are fucking pathetic TL;DR: Roommate works minimum 50 hours week and can barely support him and his girlfriend. She wants be an influencer and isn't bringing home any income. After witnessing boyfriend have mental breakdown being overworked told girlfriend her aspirations were fucking pathetic

Woman Calls Roommate's Dreams Of Being An Influencer "Pathetic"

lowballing choosing beggar rejected after trying to sell bootleg uggs | No thank Lowest $290 Really not wanting take less than 300 do $250 if u bring my job.everybody want 250 but like yours better. Just think u giving my kids present man. shud soften heart man No thank | Its Corona time.and things are hard brother hear man Man $40 is not gonna make or break u Not trying be rude, but could say exact same things ya know? Thanks looking, but again, no thank

Guy Flips The Script On Lowballer Who Tries Selling Bootleg Uggs

cursed food | colorful fruit flavored tic tacs inserted into pitted olives | toothbrush made out of a hot dog with bristles

Uncomfortably Cursed and Wildly Misplaced Foods

Advertisement
Manager tells an employee that their pregnancy is no excuse for slacking. | AITA telling an employee pregnancy is not an excuse low productivity? Asshole work an office (due nature our work and our employer are not working remotely right now) where supervise team three people end year is our crunch time, and means my entire team is putting more hours than normal and everyone is expected answer their phones and emails pretty much round clock (Christmas excepted course).

Manager Tells Pregnant Employee To Stop Slacking

funny John Cena prank call

Husband Has Radio Station Prank Wife, Hilarity Ensues

Karen rages at a grocery store employee, so another customer has their back. | r/pettyrevenge Join u/SkyBlueCorgi17 3d No black eyed peas Karens So live South (Texas specifically and down here there's tradition every good southern home makes and eats black eyed peas New Years s supposed bring good luck coming year not crazy superstitious but not taking any chances with 2021. Well being organized human am left this until last minute and only remembered

Karen Rages At Innocent Grocery Store Employee, Other Customer Takes Petty Revenge

Advertisement
A collection of the dumbest things that people said with full confidence. | kahrissay 5d 3 1 Award My 6th grade science teacher told class moon bigger than sun because moon covered sun during an eclipse.

Dumbest Things People Have Said With Full Confidence

Twitter thread about a wife's husband buying a whole truckload of rice. | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv OMG my brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 10:06 AM 03 Sep 20 Twitter Web App 49.4K Retweets 22.5K Quote Tweets 302K Likes Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 03 Sep 20 Replying nameshiv If have never heard woman destroy man

Exasperated Husband Buys Whole Truck Of Rice, Meltdown Ensues

A funny Tumblr story about a plumber accidentally spawning a Lovecraftian nightmare. | lullabyforavirgin S iwasgoingtohellanyw catchymemes Follow Malgayne 19h 2 my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there.

Plumber Accidentally Spawns Waking Lovecraftian Nightmare

Advertisement
Rob from Cyanide and Happiness tells an epic story on Twitter. | Thread F DenBleyker enBleyker wake up dark room. There is door left door right, and chest. Go left 10% Go right 7% Open chest 83% 591 votes Final results 1:53 PM 2021-01-02 Twitter Android 62 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 374 Likes

Absolutely Epic Storytelling By Rob From Cyanide & Happiness

your brain on cracked masculinity in movies

4 Dumb Ways Modern Movies Portray Masculinity

hacker gets revenge on phone scammers

Tech Wizard Gains Access To Scammers' CCTV's

Advertisement
Marshawn Lynch interview football legend

Flashback Fail: Marshawn Lynch's Legendary Interview

Karen has a complete meltdown over an Air Pods gift. | have HUGE PROBLEM! Umm hello? Emergency over here need attention extremely upset. lis Hey sorry on call, couldn't get phone is everything okay?

Karen Has Complete Freakout Over Air Pods Gift