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A co-worker expects a free dinner after an operation from two weeks ago | Are getting dinner today? M isn't so 's just and Not today brought mine cos skint til Friday haha Fuck sake am supposed do then don't know, perhaps go get dinner by yourself?

Co-Worker Expects Free Dinner Two Weeks After Operation

A funny Tumblr post about a strange horticultural technique that flattens trees | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Seguir recently learned about horticultural technique called Espalier s funniest goddamn thing ever seen.

Tumblr Thread: Strange Horticultural Technique Is Terraria IRL

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A quick Tumblr post appreciates riddles | teaboot love weirdly specific rules go with answering riddle. Like Have Two Eyes But Cannot See Am And answer's supposed be word 'iridescent' because 'two s' right, but like. Why can't answer be like guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing blindfold. My uncle's dog. Like why does gotta be deep teaboot have face but no eyes lips or nose am Slenderman. Next

A Quick Tumblr Post Appreciating Riddles

People describe the biggest bullets that they ever dodged | well_uh_yeah 3h 4 Awards my great aunt passed away helping clean out her house just dragging everything out basement and suddenly my dad is like Whoa! Put down gently and let's move away here Sol put weird metal tube-type thing carrying down and get out there. Turns out 's mortar shell my aunt worked munitions factor during WI. Bomb squad came and took away.

Biggest Bullets People Dodged

Guy tricks mall thieves with deceptive holiday gift | r/ProRevenge u/Hypetents Christmas gift Grandpa know guy has done this every year more than decade started some dick broke into cab his truck and stole Christmas gifts he had bought at Mall. If remember correctly, he had make two trips and some jerk saw him go back into store and busted his window long time ago am not positive details original event.

Man Baits Mall Thieves With Tricky Christmas Gift

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Sister attempts to fix her mom's nativity scene, and a hilarious fail results | So going try fix my mother's nativity scene Virgin Mary's hands are broken off and needs new coat paint. Soo decide go ahead and see if could sculpt some new hands her have now come some realization while am very crafty and artistic am not sculptor #chickenfeethands #scarymary #JesusHelpMe

Sister Attempts To Fix Mom's Nativity Scene, Hilarious Fail Ensues

A collection of entertaining and bizarre texts from exes. | choice men is faulty obviously dated 2 years boom roasted Delivered

Bitter And Absolutely Brutal Texts From Exes

Entitled Karen wants musician to lower rates, gets rejected, makes threats | Well want authentic ukulele music reception, so probably few hours. Two at very least. Is too much s also gonna be big reception holding at wedding place and looking at around 200 guests minimum

Entitled Karen Wants Lower Rate From Musician, Gets Rejected, Pitches Fit

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People describe their wildest butterfly effect situations from small decisions | lulun97 6h 3 4 Awards sent friend secondary school (who had huge crush on message saying happy birthday couple years after left school. Did whole have catch up soon thing, not expecting much. He replied with about Monday saw him Monday coffee. Next month will be our 6th anniversary. Best thing ever happened My friends joke queen escaping friendzone

Craziest Butterfly Effects From People's Small Decisions

dumb moments in history | Nfield87 23.1k points 12 hours ago 3 9 3 3 During Spanish American War Spanish governor Guam wasn't told about war US warship showed up he happy see them, cause he thought they where just visiting. Boy he wrong.

Moments In History That Are Too Dumb To Seem Real

Boss demands new password and employee makes it impossible to type | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/foobar754 17 hours ago Just change password and write down Sure thing. oc s Back working at small company company didn't really have ton support staff so take break various programming tasks doing and would help out manager support team completely unqualified and basically got job because he also head sales and customer facing team

Lazy Boss Demands Password Change, Gets Incomprehensible Password

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A collection of the pettiest revenge stories we've ever seen | r/pettyrevenge Join u/wonderlandsfinestawp 2d Hog all parking at top hill? Enjoy waiting get out driveway! This happened years ago, back still working residential healthcare. One houses worked at had really steep driveway lead road up front door/garage. There room park at top driveway front entrance, and there more than enough room two cars park side by side this area. Since my shift overnight and usually involved arriving

The World's Pettiest Revenges

A funny Tumblr post about how flat earth intersected with Tolkien's idea of Middle Earth | S mckitterick philosoverted-deactivated202006 Do ever lie awake wondering heck Gimli knows nervous system is systlin Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than other races. gallusrostromegalus His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D. bagginshield gimli trying explain his studies legolas flat-earther

Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers For A Reason

Neighbor gets hostile with Grandpa, so Grandpa teaches the neighbor a lesson | r/MaliciousCompliance u/[deleted 1y Join 1 3 3 Neighbor tells Gramps he should "mind his own damn business advice costs neighbor most his yard and car. L Gramps had just moved into retirement park with lot backed up county land nature preserve. His backyard basically non-existent, but he didn't mind as he got look out over preserve, however he did marvel at his next door neighbor's backyard extended good 8ft past his

Neighbor Gets Hostile With Gramps, Gramps Teaches Neighbor A Lesson

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Plane makes amazing emergency landing on highway

Plane Makes Emergency Landing On Highway

funny posts about neighborhood cat that steals people's stuff | Karen Neighbours Aug. 12 Laity/122 area if are missing these pm My cat out stealing again. Like Comment Share 64 Tina N Bad cat, bad cat, whatcha gunna do! 7 139051 SEATE 3 Write comment

Frustrated Owner Posts All The Stuff Their Cat Steals