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Stupid things people have heard said | lavernican 19.7k points 8 hours ago Work at hotel. Guest asked why there no fourth July parade or any fireworks town were Australia.

Wildly Dumb Things People have Heard

The bar just gets lower and lower.
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A quick Tumblr thread about last words from famous writers | someoneintheshadow456 Last Words Famous Writers dali-daydreams dedicated life words s important go out eloquently. 1. Ernest Hemingway Goodnight my kitten Spoken his wife before he killed himself. 2. Jane Austen want nothing but death response her sister, Cassandra, who asking her if she wanted anything. 3. J.M Barrie can't sleep 11

Quick Tumblr Thread: Last Words From Famous Writers

May their words echo on into eternity.
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Staff sergeant micromanages the logistics department, so they send trucks to wrong location | r/ProRevenge u/MobCurt 11h Join 3 1 O1 Sending trucks wrong state screw over SSgt So back my first unit had ship all our 7 tons off get up armoured meant over year or so shipped them all South Carolina Wisconsin charge logistics at time so coordinated all and loaded trucks. Overall pretty easy task only challenge documentation.

Staff Sergeant Micromanages Logistics Department, Revenge Ensues

Military revenge is the best revenge.
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couple goes to ikea and the man makes puns out of the furniture names

Man Annoys Girlfriend With Puns At IKEA

He's got a gift.
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cringey interview with Bill Nye

Bill Nye Handles Rude Host Like A Boss

Bill was unfazed.
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lucky car crash avoids dude on motorcycle

Seriously Lucky Dude Avoids Bad Crash

Coulda been worse.
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Twitter reacts to Jonah Hill's unexpected coffee carrying method | jocelyn @deadlilbird inspiring jonah hill still carries coffee like this, he hasn't learned incident, thus he is an everyman Jonah Hill with pink hair and airpods dressed in a colorful tie dye shirt Lithmania and shorts carrying coffee cup by the lid

Jonah Hill's Coffee Carrying Method Alarms Twitter

Fearless.
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A Tumblr thread about counteracting Karens and Kens with tears | beckyloveslife work retail, and have many years now not an easily fazed person and have Talk No Shit, Take No Shit mentality. However also have pretty intense anxiety disorder on top other mental health issues and started 6+ years ago there were some customers who got So all workers facing Karens and Kens out wild, here's my advice cry. If have type relationships with coworkers and managers will support don't try hold Cry like over

Tumblr Thread: Crying As Self Defense Against Karens And Kens

Seems like an effective plan.
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Beliefs people have with zero proof | NeighborhoodNerd0 74.5k points 23 hours ago There's travel agency 's been around my town as long as can remember wholeheartedly believe 's front mob.

Things People are Certain of but Have Zero Proof

Sounds legit dude.
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HOA wants to know every time he sets out his trash can, so he calls every time | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Endoman13 11 hours ago 2 let know every time use my garbage can. oc s never met anyone said "Oh good, an HOA all have trash cans, but sight them offends delicate eyes some, so complied with new rule no seeing bins street find notice my bins being out, which is surprising because only one who touches cans and know 100% compliant.

HOA Demands Trash Can Updates, Homeowner Obliges

Hey, that's what they wanted.
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Man discovers cat with babies underneath his bed, and his dad instinct kicks in | Paris Zarcilla @ParisZarcilla So JUST FOUND CAT IS NOT MINE AND HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED.

Tumblr Thread: Man Discovers Cat With Babies Underneath Bed

Cat Dad is the real MVP.
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Streamer reveals that his fridge is a cardboard cutout

Streamer Unveils Mystery of His Fridge

That's actually really unexpected.
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Twitter thread documents the tale of jellyfish and some manliness | Chris Jones @EnswellJones want say 16, maybe. My family went Florida and still am- passionate SCUBA diver water is only place feel graceful went by myself on dive boat. There and maybe six other divers- all big, brawny men felt very small and hairless.

Twitter Thread: A Tale Of Jellyfish And Manliness

It was for a good cause.
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powerful shower head levitating due to forceful water stream

Excessively Powerful Showerhead Can Levitate Itself

Water pressure seems solid.
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A collection of photoshopped pictures showing birds with arms | funny birds playing DDR dance dance revolution

Birds Photoshopped With Arms Inspires Comedy Gold

It's simply genius.
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funny tweets and jokes from twitter | Paul @bingowings 14 Fingers crossed 's hummus Hidden dip road sign

A Bushel of Funny Tweets to Savor

Have a big thought salad.
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