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This is Jaxon Smith. He is six years old! He's already committed a significant amount of his young life to the drums, and can already accompany the Foo Fighters track "Pretender."

I'm a little disappointed to discover that Lil Wayne was not, as a child, what the cover to Tha Carter III suggested he was.

Oh really? You can name more than one Beatles album and you can't see what all the fuss is about Katy Perry? YOU'RE SO ENLIGHTENED. Here, take all the praise you're owed.

'90s pop/rock is SO much better than the crap they're coming out with now, amirite?

His voice hasn't dropped yet, but he's still dropping beats. Thirteen-year-old Chris Miles' submission tape for America's Got Talent has already impressed the denizen of the internet for his fast rapping ability, though his casual use of the word that rhymes with "tigga" raises some eyebrows.