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Is that the real Fill Werrell?

The Kansas City Chiefs' cornerback and the Killers' frontman share the same name.

Actually, "Seth" (if you are who your Twitter handle says you are), someone already beat you to it.

I kinda side with 1D on this one. Wolfgang would be nothing if his daddy wasn't famous (isn't that an observation typically reserved for pop stars?), and why is a drummer bashing people who don't write songs?

The character of Patrick Bateman in the book/movie American Psycho was infamous for, among other things, waxing philosophic on the genius of 1980s Top 40 acts such as Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and the News before cold-bloodedly butchering victims. Author Bret East Ellis might be working on a sequel to American Psycho, and if so, he's already fleshing out the character's attitude towards popular music today.

C'mon twitter, you're supposed to be snarky contrarians; not confirmers of popular opinion. You need to find the angle that makes T-Swift seem more respectable than Adele and shame us for thinking otherwise... Fill Werrell, do you even internet?

What fresh atrocity will they rain upon the earth?

If we're lucky, he'll stay there.