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If Dave Thomas were still alive, he'd be a lot less quick to tell the kids to get off his lawn. WHY DID YOU LEAVE US SO SOON, DAVE THOMAS?

On Tuesday, famous singer Chris Brown sent the tweets above. Coming the day after he spent about an hour in jail for charges stemming from a hit and run, the tweets make it apparent that even with his continued success following Rihanna's beating, he's not feeling the love. It's a "mistake I made when I was 18" he laments, even though he was 19 and it only happened four years ago.

To put that in perspective, it took Chris Brown less time to atone for domestic violence than it took most of us to complete High School.

Jazz pianist Dave Brubeck, perhaps best know for the song "Take Five," died today at the age of 92.

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

This is what Chris Brown actually tweeted after the Grammys. Yes, Chris Brown, of COURSE winning a corporate buzz award will absolve you of your complete lack of remorse for your history of woman-beating.

I kinda side with 1D on this one. Wolfgang would be nothing if his daddy wasn't famous (isn't that an observation typically reserved for pop stars?), and why is a drummer bashing people who don't write songs?

What great news! It would be TERRIBLY disappointing if this were somehow staged!