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Jazz pianist Dave Brubeck, perhaps best know for the song "Take Five," died today at the age of 92.

You can either feel sad and wallow in your mortality, or you can celebrate!

If we're lucky, he'll stay there.

50 Cent's facial expression and hand gestures is just begging for a "Why can't I hold all these monies?" caption.

"Smells like teen spirit" takes on a whole different meaning in this strange future.

Darn! If it weren't for One Direction, all those school girls would be screaming for HIS autograph. Curse you, One Direction!

I kinda side with 1D on this one. Wolfgang would be nothing if his daddy wasn't famous (isn't that an observation typically reserved for pop stars?), and why is a drummer bashing people who don't write songs?

When a holographic version of Tupac performed live at Coachella, the stage wizardry proved a little too realistic for some. Just wait until they do the same for Biggie.

C'mon twitter, you're supposed to be snarky contrarians; not confirmers of popular opinion. You need to find the angle that makes T-Swift seem more respectable than Adele and shame us for thinking otherwise... Fill Werrell, do you even internet?