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Oh god, please don't say that "All the Small Things" was actually about Pokemon buttholes all along.

What great news! It would be TERRIBLY disappointing if this were somehow staged!

"Smells like teen spirit" takes on a whole different meaning in this strange future.

Boy, Deadmau5 is a killer with his Twitter.

Somebody should do a cover of that song but call it "Don't Stop Beliebin'" for all the Beliebers. There's gotta be SOME way to get the kids involved in 70s fratrock.

The character of Patrick Bateman in the book/movie American Psycho was infamous for, among other things, waxing philosophic on the genius of 1980s Top 40 acts such as Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and the News before cold-bloodedly butchering victims. Author Bret East Ellis might be working on a sequel to American Psycho, and if so, he's already fleshing out the character's attitude towards popular music today.

This is what Chris Brown actually tweeted after the Grammys. Yes, Chris Brown, of COURSE winning a corporate buzz award will absolve you of your complete lack of remorse for your history of woman-beating.