Oh god, please don't say that "All the Small Things" was actually about Pokemon buttholes all along.

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What fresh atrocity will they rain upon the earth?

Somebody should do a cover of that song but call it "Don't Stop Beliebin'" for all the Beliebers. There's gotta be SOME way to get the kids involved in 70s fratrock.

The character of Patrick Bateman in the book/movie American Psycho was infamous for, among other things, waxing philosophic on the genius of 1980s Top 40 acts such as Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and the News before cold-bloodedly butchering victims. Author Bret East Ellis might be working on a sequel to American Psycho, and if so, he's already fleshing out the character's attitude towards popular music today.

"Smells like teen spirit" takes on a whole different meaning in this strange future.

If Dave Thomas were still alive, he'd be a lot less quick to tell the kids to get off his lawn. WHY DID YOU LEAVE US SO SOON, DAVE THOMAS?

What great news! It would be TERRIBLY disappointing if this were somehow staged!