What fresh atrocity will they rain upon the earth?

If Dave Thomas were still alive, he'd be a lot less quick to tell the kids to get off his lawn. WHY DID YOU LEAVE US SO SOON, DAVE THOMAS?

deaf

Boy, Deadmau5 is a killer with his Twitter.

"Smells like teen spirit" takes on a whole different meaning in this strange future.

This is what Chris Brown actually tweeted after the Grammys. Yes, Chris Brown, of COURSE winning a corporate buzz award will absolve you of your complete lack of remorse for your history of woman-beating.

Oh god, please don't say that "All the Small Things" was actually about Pokemon buttholes all along.

What great news! It would be TERRIBLY disappointing if this were somehow staged!

The character of Patrick Bateman in the book/movie American Psycho was infamous for, among other things, waxing philosophic on the genius of 1980s Top 40 acts such as Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and the News before cold-bloodedly butchering victims. Author Bret East Ellis might be working on a sequel to American Psycho, and if so, he's already fleshing out the character's attitude towards popular music today.