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You can either feel sad and wallow in your mortality, or you can celebrate!

Somebody should do a cover of that song but call it "Don't Stop Beliebin'" for all the Beliebers. There's gotta be SOME way to get the kids involved in 70s fratrock.

Oh god, please don't say that "All the Small Things" was actually about Pokemon buttholes all along.

"Smells like teen spirit" takes on a whole different meaning in this strange future.

What great news! It would be TERRIBLY disappointing if this were somehow staged!

If you haven't already heard, outspoken Detroit rocker Ted Nugent was questioned by the Secret Service for what could have been considered threatening statements about President Obama (specifically that he, Nugent, would be "dead or in jail" if Obama was re-elected in the fall). Luckily, Ted's colorful history doesn't exactly leave anyone lacking for comebacks.

This is what Chris Brown actually tweeted after the Grammys. Yes, Chris Brown, of COURSE winning a corporate buzz award will absolve you of your complete lack of remorse for your history of woman-beating.

What fresh atrocity will they rain upon the earth?