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The character of Patrick Bateman in the book/movie American Psycho was infamous for, among other things, waxing philosophic on the genius of 1980s Top 40 acts such as Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and the News before cold-bloodedly butchering victims. Author Bret East Ellis might be working on a sequel to American Psycho, and if so, he's already fleshing out the character's attitude towards popular music today.

This is what Chris Brown actually tweeted after the Grammys. Yes, Chris Brown, of COURSE winning a corporate buzz award will absolve you of your complete lack of remorse for your history of woman-beating.

Somebody should do a cover of that song but call it "Don't Stop Beliebin'" for all the Beliebers. There's gotta be SOME way to get the kids involved in 70s fratrock.

If Dave Thomas were still alive, he'd be a lot less quick to tell the kids to get off his lawn. WHY DID YOU LEAVE US SO SOON, DAVE THOMAS?

What fresh atrocity will they rain upon the earth?

Boy, Deadmau5 is a killer with his Twitter.

If you haven't already heard, outspoken Detroit rocker Ted Nugent was questioned by the Secret Service for what could have been considered threatening statements about President Obama (specifically that he, Nugent, would be "dead or in jail" if Obama was re-elected in the fall). Luckily, Ted's colorful history doesn't exactly leave anyone lacking for comebacks.