"Smells like teen spirit" takes on a whole different meaning in this strange future.

Boy, Deadmau5 is a killer with his Twitter.

This is what Chris Brown actually tweeted after the Grammys. Yes, Chris Brown, of COURSE winning a corporate buzz award will absolve you of your complete lack of remorse for your history of woman-beating.

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If Dave Thomas were still alive, he'd be a lot less quick to tell the kids to get off his lawn. WHY DID YOU LEAVE US SO SOON, DAVE THOMAS?

Oh god, please don't say that "All the Small Things" was actually about Pokemon buttholes all along.

If you haven't already heard, outspoken Detroit rocker Ted Nugent was questioned by the Secret Service for what could have been considered threatening statements about President Obama (specifically that he, Nugent, would be "dead or in jail" if Obama was re-elected in the fall). Luckily, Ted's colorful history doesn't exactly leave anyone lacking for comebacks.

You can either feel sad and wallow in your mortality, or you can celebrate!