television

For the "doesn't deserve nice font" line alone, this post gets 10 out of 10 (twenty-somethings pretending that they're teen) stars.

We don't suffer foo gladly in these parts.

The punctuation is especially important.

You are now more culturally informed than you were three minutes ago.

They HAD to have known what they were doing there.

Sesame Street joins the CRJ bandwagon, insidiously subverting the naive and superficial love-at-first-sight values contained in the original version by advocating an equal distribution of baked goods among consumers of unequal income. For the children.

If they're moving the show to Friday night, there might as well be a dance-worthy remix for the folks who stay at home to watch it.