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In case you missed it last night or everywhere else around the interwebs today, Obama totally did a sexy slow jam with Jimmy Fallon and the Roots on Late Night. He's definitely earned the smooth pickup artist vote.

Biggie mashed up with the theme from Thomas the Tank Engine. Shining Time Station will never be the same.

What have you done with Bill Cosby and why are you wearing his sweaters?

The annual rate of crab suicide is directly proportional to the output of electronic music per year.

Sesame Street joins the CRJ bandwagon, insidiously subverting the naive and superficial love-at-first-sight values contained in the original version by advocating an equal distribution of baked goods among consumers of unequal income. For the children.

The punctuation is especially important.

It's everyone's favorite Thursday night NBC comedy about two-year colleges, remixed!

That's right! Is your loved one complaining you spend too much time butchering the innocent in the carrion-strewn hellpits across town? Are you having trouble finding someone who shares your dread loathing of the puny wretches who people the earth? Gwar will relieve you from the festering stink of existential rot!

For the "doesn't deserve nice font" line alone, this post gets 10 out of 10 (twenty-somethings pretending that they're teen) stars.

Steve Buscemi's peerless portrayal of a teenager on the television docudrama 30 Rock was so opaque that I often couldn't tell which character was an actual teenager and which character was Steve Buscemi.

They HAD to have known what they were doing there.