snoop dogg

Definitely Lion.

This breed of Rap-émon was only just discovered.

Talk to YOUR child about dropping it today.

So Who Won?

Sometimes when I'm watching The Pianist and the lighting is especially dark I can't even tell the difference and I'm like "Damn, bruh, I didn't know Snoop could play piano."

"Ruh roh, Rocky!"

We also would have accepted, in place of Kid Rock's face, the face of Shaggy of "It Wasn't Me" fame. Shaggy for Shaggy.