snoop dogg

This breed of Rap-émon was only just discovered.

Rihanna was spotted at Coachella with Snoop Dogg and what looks to be a perversely large blunt. MTV tried to stir up some news over it, until Rihanna shot them down, hard.

The sublime effect of this pairing is more transcendent without context, but if you REALLY want to know where this picture came from, it was from some event sponsoring a Star Wars-themed Adidas shoe.

SO. MUCH. PUN.

The recent name change of the artist formerly known as Snoop Dogg inspired a few spins on his newfound identity.

Sometimes when I'm watching The Pianist and the lighting is especially dark I can't even tell the difference and I'm like "Damn, bruh, I didn't know Snoop could play piano."

Truly a masterpiece worthy of Salvador Dalí. An insightful commentary on our modern-day culture of reappropriation and its inevitable distortion and perversion of the original cultural artifact. 10/10.

"Ruh roh, Rocky!"

We also would have accepted, in place of Kid Rock's face, the face of Shaggy of "It Wasn't Me" fame. Shaggy for Shaggy.