slayer

I mean Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.

Did you know? June 6th is the International Day of Slayer! It probably has something to do with all the 6s in the date. If you aren't listening to Slayer already, you've just run out of excuses.

SO. MUCH. PUN.