slayer

If only these were real. The first person to market them would probably make a killing by selling them to the kids at bat mitzvahs.

Because metal is best enjoyed at fancy dinner parties, an official Slayer-brand wine called Reign in Blood rolled out this month. Sold in Sweden, it's a Cabernet Sauvignon made in California and is supposed to go down perfectly with Cradle of Filth-brand cheese.

Did you know? June 6th is the International Day of Slayer! It probably has something to do with all the 6s in the date. If you aren't listening to Slayer already, you've just run out of excuses.