school

Quit school and listen to metal.

An English teacher at a rural Korean elementary school thought up a lesson involving everyone's favorite superlative-ridden Daft Punk song. A fun way to learn 18 words and at least one part of speech.

It may or may not be be backhanded way of flirting with the teacher, but any reference to the song that the citizens of Canada, America and the rest of the world can't get out of their collective heads is an automatic A+.

Oh the magic that takes place in our classrooms that isn't learning.

Turn to page 36 for a discussion of The Stone Roses and the confirmation bias.

The class of 2012 at North Penn High School celebrated their graduation with a little more than the usual Pomp and Circumstance: student band String Theory performed a medley of twelve pop songs, one from each year they were in school. If you don't recognize each one right away, you will when the audience joins in.

Remember, kids! Justin Bieber turns 18 today!

That's right, kids! You CAN drop out of school and form a br00tal thrash metal band that worships Satan and idealizes necrophilia!

It would also help if finals tested you exclusively on how committed you were to your crush or significant other.

Best chemistry lesson ever.