school

"Smells like teen spirit" takes on a whole different meaning in this strange future.

Quit school and listen to metal.

The next question must be about heavy metals.

Dear diary: today I FINALLY learned what Menciona 4 metales pesados y su simbolo" means.

Remember, kids! Justin Bieber turns 18 today!

It would also help if finals tested you exclusively on how committed you were to your crush or significant other.

That's right, kids! You CAN drop out of school and form a br00tal thrash metal band that worships Satan and idealizes necrophilia!

Or is it the corpse paint? People can be such prudes.

The class of 2012 at North Penn High School celebrated their graduation with a little more than the usual Pomp and Circumstance: student band String Theory performed a medley of twelve pop songs, one from each year they were in school. If you don't recognize each one right away, you will when the audience joins in.

It may or may not be be backhanded way of flirting with the teacher, but any reference to the song that the citizens of Canada, America and the rest of the world can't get out of their collective heads is an automatic A+.