satan

Insert joke here about Nickelback not being very good.

You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."

He's not at his angsty, rebellious, post-pubescent phase yet, but we can't wait until it gets here.

Not sure if upside-down cross is lame metal or extremely well-informed Catholicism.

SORRY MA, I CAN'T GO TO CHURCH TODAY TOO BUSY SLAYING THE CAT FOR THE GLORY OF TOM DELONGE