rock

Your friend got a sex change? That's wild, bro.

Take a fish, put glitter on every third or fourth scale, place it onstage, and BOOM! instant pop star.

John Lennon, George Harrison, Freddie Mercury, Kurt Cobain, and this is just the start.

I guess AC/DC fans are into animated furries. Who knew?

All rock fans have now are the Black Keys. And the countless other rock bands that are overlooked by the Top 40 but still produce great music, of course.

The odds are that your grandma's closer in age than you are to Jimi Hendrix and Jimmy Page, so this actually makes perfect sense.

Ugh, it's 2012 and you're STILL listening to that stuff? Aren't you bored of it by now?