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This is an actual ad on the side of YouTube. Justin Bieber and Lady GaGa also appear, but the inclusion of Rihanna is rather insensitive, don't you think?

On Tuesday, famous singer Chris Brown sent the tweets above. Coming the day after he spent about an hour in jail for charges stemming from a hit and run, the tweets make it apparent that even with his continued success following Rihanna's beating, he's not feeling the love. It's a "mistake I made when I was 18" he laments, even though he was 19 and it only happened four years ago.

To put that in perspective, it took Chris Brown less time to atone for domestic violence than it took most of us to complete High School.

Okay, so they're not really played at once. But this mashup of Katy Perry, LMFAO, Rihanna, One Direction, Carly Rae Jepsen, and more will make you question whether we aren't just listening to the same song on repeat whenever we turn on the radio.

Someone's running around Ireland dressing Rihanna.

The character of Patrick Bateman in the book/movie American Psycho was infamous for, among other things, waxing philosophic on the genius of 1980s Top 40 acts such as Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and the News before cold-bloodedly butchering victims. Author Bret East Ellis might be working on a sequel to American Psycho, and if so, he's already fleshing out the character's attitude towards popular music today.

Rihanna wins this round.

You won't find any of that here. Unless, uh, Gaga wears another meat dress. Or, uh, we make another Chris Brown joke. Besides that, FREE ZONE.

Siri beat me to it!