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That's right! Is your loved one complaining you spend too much time butchering the innocent in the carrion-strewn hellpits across town? Are you having trouble finding someone who shares your dread loathing of the puny wretches who people the earth? Gwar will relieve you from the festering stink of existential rot!

Comedy rappers Emmanuel and Phillip Hudson do a spot-on impression of a squabbling couple.

Remember that time when Gwar offered to answer your dating questions? They came through! Listen to their Sage Wisdom From Beyond the Stars and all your dreams will come true.

On a side note, Three Days Grace doesn't even do the song "She Hates Me."

A Justin Bieber fan covered her idol's "Boyfriend," while adding some lyrical twists of her own. Whether she's joking or not, her creepy wide-eyed stare will probably make guys swear off of dating for life.