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Comedian and actor Aziz Ansari is already noted BFFs with Kanye West and Jay-Z (he makes a brief cameo in the music video for "Otis"), so Tumblr site Emceez Ansari helpfully lets us know what it would be like if he were a rapper, too.

Two-thirds of YouTube users agree: Nicki Minaj's last single was a stupid-show.

50 Cent's facial expression and hand gestures is just begging for a "Why can't I hold all these monies?" caption.

Who would you want to rap on your single?

By the looks of it, GZA is the only member GZA and Ol' Dirty Bastard are the only members of the Wu-Tang clan that isn't aren't originally from Long Island Staten Island. HOW CAME HE THEY TO SHAOLIN?

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Edit: Please excuse the errors. We're very white.

It's not quite the first of the month anymore, but it's close.

Rapper Bilal ordered at the McDonald's drive-thru entirely in verse. It looks like he drove away before he could get his hamburger, but maybe next time he'll stay to see if they get his order right.

Jay-Z is a true American fisher.

Success really DOES change people. Specifically, it gives people more money to buy drugs.

It's billed as a rap song in 11 different accents, but "accents" doesn't even begin to cover it when he also acts out full-on racial stereotypes. Well done.