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Except when we use words like "bad" and "snotty" to describe him, we mean it literally. FOR GOD'S SAKE USE A KLEENEX.

50 Cent's facial expression and hand gestures is just begging for a "Why can't I hold all these monies?" caption.

His voice hasn't dropped yet, but he's still dropping beats. Thirteen-year-old Chris Miles' submission tape for America's Got Talent has already impressed the denizen of the internet for his fast rapping ability, though his casual use of the word that rhymes with "tigga" raises some eyebrows.

4x3 glossy printout, frame, above the mantle. It's gonna happen.

Mr. Ruff Ryder himself goes wild on a Christmas classic!

Comedy rappers Emmanuel and Phillip Hudson do a spot-on impression of a squabbling couple.

Warning: Mature lyrics, and ironic uses of the feminine canine title

YouTube rapper Destorm Power apparently has fans who read, so he wrote a rap using (mostly) book titles. By the second book he's already at 50 Shades of Grey, but it picks up afterward with some nifty young adult fiction references.

A couple college kids put together this rap video to promote an upcoming charity event where they sleep in boxes and collect food cans. Check out our Restoring Faith in Humanity page for more warm feels.

Working it, literally.

I guess we know now what Lil Wayne is doing when he isn't not practicing guitar.