punk

Get Over Here and Play a Video Game

SORRY MA, I CAN'T GO TO CHURCH TODAY TOO BUSY SLAYING THE CAT FOR THE GLORY OF TOM DELONGE

I can't tell if that's a condescending smirk or a pained grimace. Either way, this is totally how Green Day and Blink 182 will be remembered: not as the bands who turned punk into pop, but who were punk. Sorry, 1977!

People who take things too seriously are so much fun to play with.

That is not how frequent flyer miles work. That is not how ANY of this works

Things that I never knew were punk but now know thanks to this ad:

-Huey Lewis and the News -THAT GLAM HAIR -Eurythmics -Californian surfer-dude idioms like "dude" and "man" -Karma Chameleon -My Sharona -THAT GLAM HAIR

Who would have thought the Spice Girls could actually sound good.

Not sure if trolling or trying to keep the gullible away from the punk scene. Maybe it's both.