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At this rate, the only AC/DC Angus is going to need will be to power his pacemaker.

Warning: Turn your volume down.

Hipster printer was jamming before Hendrix.

Steven Tyler's search for his dentures: story on page 30.

If that's the difference between "then" and "now," then why did The Beatles write "I Me Mine" in 1970?

In an age where we fetishize outdated technology, it's hard to tell if this guy is way behind the times, or far ahead of it. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone carried a phonograph around with them instead of an iPod by the year 2030.

What if we made a mixtape of floppy drive music?

It's been, what, 20 years since their first album?

He's actually mimicking a string bass instead of drums, but the result is still pretty impressive.

After their moment of popularity, many bands spend an indeterminate amount of time in music purgatory before they become retro and cool again. While in purgatory, legions of 12-year-olds scoff at them cruelly.

My discerning ear tells me that it CERTAINLY isn't black metal.