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Steven Tyler's search for his dentures: story on page 30.

At this rate, the only AC/DC Angus is going to need will be to power his pacemaker.

What if we made a mixtape of floppy drive music?

In an age where we fetishize outdated technology, it's hard to tell if this guy is way behind the times, or far ahead of it. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone carried a phonograph around with them instead of an iPod by the year 2030.

Today is my birthday! I am getting old. I don't go to concerts religiously, but here are some of the more notable acts I've seen...

The Beach Boys, George Clinton, Bob Dylan, Stevie Wonder, Elvis Costello, Aerosmith, Jimmy Cliff

... and a bunch of acts who started in the last two decades. What cool bands have you seen?

It's been, what, 20 years since their first album?

My discerning ear tells me that it CERTAINLY isn't black metal.

Hipster printer was jamming before Hendrix.

Warning: Turn your volume down.

You still tear up every time you hear this song, even after the billionth time. Admit it.

If that's the difference between "then" and "now," then why did The Beatles write "I Me Mine" in 1970?