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If that's the difference between "then" and "now," then why did The Beatles write "I Me Mine" in 1970?

My discerning ear tells me that it CERTAINLY isn't black metal.

Hipster printer was jamming before Hendrix.

It's been, what, 20 years since their first album?

Today is my birthday! I am getting old. I don't go to concerts religiously, but here are some of the more notable acts I've seen...

The Beach Boys, George Clinton, Bob Dylan, Stevie Wonder, Elvis Costello, Aerosmith, Jimmy Cliff

... and a bunch of acts who started in the last two decades. What cool bands have you seen?

Warning: Turn your volume down.

You still tear up every time you hear this song, even after the billionth time. Admit it.

At this rate, the only AC/DC Angus is going to need will be to power his pacemaker.

Steven Tyler's search for his dentures: story on page 30.

He's actually mimicking a string bass instead of drums, but the result is still pretty impressive.

After their moment of popularity, many bands spend an indeterminate amount of time in music purgatory before they become retro and cool again. While in purgatory, legions of 12-year-olds scoff at them cruelly.

In an age where we fetishize outdated technology, it's hard to tell if this guy is way behind the times, or far ahead of it. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone carried a phonograph around with them instead of an iPod by the year 2030.