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The same genius (and we don't use that word lightly) who made Mitt Romney rap "The Real Slim Shady" is back, this time to make Barack Obama sing LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It." As good as it is, I still want to know what reason the president had for saying "sexy."

If you haven't already heard, outspoken Detroit rocker Ted Nugent was questioned by the Secret Service for what could have been considered threatening statements about President Obama (specifically that he, Nugent, would be "dead or in jail" if Obama was re-elected in the fall). Luckily, Ted's colorful history doesn't exactly leave anyone lacking for comebacks.

B.B. King, Mick Jagger, and a host of other notables performed at the White House last night. They (finally) managed to get President Obama to sing a chorus of "Sweet Home Chicago." Not bad!

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Singing Obama comes in THREE different flavors: Bieber, LMFAO, and Carly Rae Jepsen!

Previously: Debate 1, Debate 2, and the VP Debate.

The same genius - GENIUS - mashup artist who made the POTUS sing LMFAO is back, this time to help him sing THE SONG THAT WON'T DIE. SERIOUSLY. IT'S BEEN FUN, INTERNET, BUT YOU CAN MOVE ON TO A DIFFERENT POP JINGLE NOW.

In case you missed it last night or everywhere else around the interwebs today, Obama totally did a sexy slow jam with Jimmy Fallon and the Roots on Late Night. He's definitely earned the smooth pickup artist vote.

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