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His follow-up album, Kim Jong Ungerous, just can't compare.

Nobody is going to admit it, but everybody's secretly hoping that Andrew Garfield's lines in the next Spider-Man movie will actually be a long string of '60s Spider-Man captions.

A minor.

Adele won six Grammys in 2012. Michael Jackson won eight in 1984. If she's not careful, Adele might find herself undergoing a white-endectomy and buying a personal ranch in Southern California in a couple years.

This is actually happening. Get excited.